Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2010 6:45:49 pm PDT #19165 of 30000
brillig

I seem to have the proper shaped skull to pull it off.

I was once waiting for a bus late at night, and there were several young punks/pseudo-goths of varying genders nearby. One young woman had a shaved head, and she had a perfectly shaped skull. I was gazing at her, and she nudged one of the guys and sneered at me. "What are you staring it, huh?" she said, all tough. "You have a beautiful skull," I told her. She went even paler and scurried away, and the rest of the punks watched me nervously.

I guess having a normal-looking middle-aged woman speaking thoughtfully and admiringly of your skull is disconcerting to some.


Ginger - May 12, 2010 6:48:21 pm PDT #19166 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I shaved my head a couple of times as my hair was falling out, and I can't imagine doing it on a regular basis. It's hard. My head did end up being more shapely than I imagined.

I may have gotten a little slovenly in the shaving department since it seems so unlikely that anyone but a medical professional will see me naked, and I've lost any need to impress medical professionals.


amych - May 12, 2010 6:48:46 pm PDT #19167 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Alabama?

So help me, I am now thinking of kudzu.


Steph L. - May 12, 2010 6:49:38 pm PDT #19168 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Alabama?

So help me, I am now thinking of kudzu.

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

My work here is done.


Ginger - May 12, 2010 6:50:15 pm PDT #19169 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If he's found a way to get rid of kudzu, his fortune is made.


Cass - May 12, 2010 6:54:24 pm PDT #19170 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I don't mind how they look ungroomed, but cleaned up it helped make it look like I gave a fuck about my face, without me actually having to do something on a daily basis. Which meets my level of laziness tidily.

Groomed brows and a slick of lipstick can be the best way to look put together in summer for me.

Sean, you rock the shaved look, truly.


amych - May 12, 2010 6:56:27 pm PDT #19171 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If he's found a way to get rid of kudzu, his fortune is made.

Goats. Just saying.


omnis_audis - May 12, 2010 6:57:19 pm PDT #19172 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Omnis, are you fairly settled in at your new place? Do you like it? I can't imagine moving into a place that I hadn't seen before.

Doing ok. Got the cd's unpacked. 1/4 of the books. Clothes. Kitchen. Most of the entertainment center. Doing ok. Got CA insurance & registration. Almost got drivers license, but seems NY has a hold on me and says I can't. I haven't lived there for 13 years! WTF?

The apartment is actually pretty nice. Not fully sight un seen. D made a nice video of the apartment and building. D and I go back to 95 or so. I trust her. She says it's good, it's good.

That said, I'm starting a day early, Friday. Get the paperwork all done. Keys. Tour. Etc.


Sean K - May 12, 2010 6:58:55 pm PDT #19173 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Alabama?

So help me, I am now thinking of kudzu.

If he's found a way to get rid of kudzu, his fortune is made.

Funny kudzu should come up, because I have discovered since I first shaved down there (which is much less itchy than trimming) that if I let it grow back, it does in fact rather resemble kudzu. So I'll be grooming for life.

Sean, you rock the shaved look, truly.

::blush::

Thanks.


§ ita § - May 12, 2010 7:09:20 pm PDT #19174 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Groomed brows and a slick of lipstick can be the best way to look put together in summer for me.

Too lazy to even managed the lipstick, sadly. For a while, I'd actually put on a little eye makeup, just enough to emphasise the shape of the eyelids and brows--no colour. But those days are long gone. I don't use my mirror much anymore, except to work out when I need a new haircut.