River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - May 12, 2010 7:34:39 pm PDT #19179 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

This is an acceptable use of computer time. Gotta build your worlds. Assuming that is what Wordgirl's Robot Builder does.


Shir - May 12, 2010 8:11:17 pm PDT #19180 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I saw the number of posts this morning and thought: dear Lord, what happened? Is everyone alright?

Ah, body hair. Arch nemesis.

Pale skin + darkish hair + Eastern European ancestry = fuzzy

Let me add to this equation really low threshold for pain + hairy ancestors + living in a country which is summerish for most of the year = pain in the ass.

I did the laser removal (which doesn't really hurt) for the lower part of my legs (knees down - did it for armpits too, but it didn't catch properly), and as soon as I'll have the money, I'll do it for the entire leg (bikini line included). That's because I'm too lazy to think in advance "what I'll wear tomorrow? Will it show?", and I don't really have the time as well.

{{smonster}} the universe should step the fuck back from you.


Cashmere - May 12, 2010 8:12:17 pm PDT #19181 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nope, it's building actual robots.


Cass - May 12, 2010 8:16:53 pm PDT #19182 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That almost seems cool but they kept saying I hadn't given my robot a mouth when I'd totally given my robot a mouth. Pikers.


meara - May 12, 2010 8:25:22 pm PDT #19183 of 30000

I would love laser hair removal. And laser tooth whitening. And lasers to fix my eyes. What can't you do with lasers, really?? I am a pale girl, with dark hair. I dislike.


Sean K - May 12, 2010 8:25:47 pm PDT #19184 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My head stubble feels like a cat's tongue, but softer.

Yes, I have been obsessed with the weirdness of my scalp for a week.


Hil R. - May 12, 2010 8:28:35 pm PDT #19185 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I would love to get laser hair removal.

A few months ago, my mom's cousin broke two ribs when she fell off the table where she was getting electrolysis.


Shir - May 12, 2010 8:30:12 pm PDT #19186 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I would love laser hair removal

I highly recommend it. Three years later, and I'm still surprised every now and then when I see the lower parts of my legs without the jungle of hair on them.

It's nice.


Scrappy - May 12, 2010 8:32:57 pm PDT #19187 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I shave underarms every other day or so. Legs, once in a while. In an evil quirk of fate, I have fine sparse hair on my legs, but darker hair on my toes, which grosses me right the fuck out out, but is hard to shave. I would get that foliage lasered off, but am loathe to spend the $$ on such a little thing. I groom The Area, but not in an extreme way, with a really sharp razor once a week or so. Sharp razor = less ingrowns for me.


Hil R. - May 12, 2010 8:41:34 pm PDT #19188 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I should be asleep. I am not asleep. Instead, I am eating a Tofurky sandwich, on a tortilla because I don't have any bread, and with mustard because I don't have any mayo. I recommend the mustard, but not the tortilla.

I really should be asleep. I think the Vicodin is doing something weird tonight. Instead of slightly loopy and then asleep, like usual, it's made me awake yet exhausted, and really hungry.