Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - May 11, 2010 5:01:49 am PDT #18826 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm sensing a certain amount of "doesn't want to miss anything" there.


Aims - May 11, 2010 5:03:45 am PDT #18827 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You betcha! It is ALWAYS about not missing anything. Which I for sure get.


Cashmere - May 11, 2010 5:15:38 am PDT #18828 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I like to think Em had it in for the shitty craigslister.

My Tuesday looks suspiciously like Monday because I fucked up our checking account (and by that I mean, forgot a big payment comes out today) and got an overdraft fee. Bah. As soon as my sitter gets here, I have to stop by the bank and fix it.


Barb - May 11, 2010 5:23:24 am PDT #18829 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

At least Mercury goes direct today?

::trying to look at bright side::


WindSparrow - May 11, 2010 5:31:13 am PDT #18830 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Stupid monday-ish Tuesday.


Polter-Cow - May 11, 2010 5:39:14 am PDT #18831 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aaah! I just got cast as Haemon in the Theban Chronicles, a series of dramatic readings based on The Phoenician Women, Oedipus at Colonus, Seven Against Thebes, and Antigone. I'm going to be in three of the four. Come to the Cafe Royale in June if you want to hear me get my Greek tragedy on!


Aims - May 11, 2010 5:45:36 am PDT #18832 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline was also in trouble yesterday for kissing a boy in her class and not stopping when he told her to so we had a talk about how lips are like hands - you keep them to yourself *ESPECIALLY* when someone tells you to leave them alone and to quit doing it. We also talked about how kissing in school in not appropriate behavior when you are supposed to be learning and just being friends. Kissing is for grownups only and not for little kids to do.

I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.


tommyrot - May 11, 2010 5:48:23 am PDT #18833 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Emeline was also in trouble yesterday for kissing a boy in her class and not stopping when he told her to so

It's those nursery rhymes kids listen to these days. I blame Georgie Porgie.


Gudanov - May 11, 2010 5:51:59 am PDT #18834 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.

I know this doesn't help, but that's hilarious.


tommyrot - May 11, 2010 5:54:09 am PDT #18835 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in first or second grade, I had three girlfriends at once. I didn't try kissing them, though....