Stupid monday-ish Tuesday.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aaah! I just got cast as Haemon in the Theban Chronicles, a series of dramatic readings based on The Phoenician Women, Oedipus at Colonus, Seven Against Thebes, and Antigone. I'm going to be in three of the four. Come to the Cafe Royale in June if you want to hear me get my Greek tragedy on!
Emeline was also in trouble yesterday for kissing a boy in her class and not stopping when he told her to so we had a talk about how lips are like hands - you keep them to yourself *ESPECIALLY* when someone tells you to leave them alone and to quit doing it. We also talked about how kissing in school in not appropriate behavior when you are supposed to be learning and just being friends. Kissing is for grownups only and not for little kids to do.
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
Emeline was also in trouble yesterday for kissing a boy in her class and not stopping when he told her to so
It's those nursery rhymes kids listen to these days. I blame Georgie Porgie.
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
I know this doesn't help, but that's hilarious.
When I was in first or second grade, I had three girlfriends at once. I didn't try kissing them, though....
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
That's LOL funny! Um, I mean, sorry, Aims.
I believe I've told this story here before, but I was nearly put in the hall for kissing at storytime at the age of 2 1/2. It was consensual, though, he was my "boyfriend."
Go on, look shocked.
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Go on, look shocked.
I'm trying, give me a minute!