When I was in first or second grade, I had three girlfriends at once. I didn't try kissing them, though....
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 11, 2010 5:54:09 am PDT #18835 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Zenkitty - May 11, 2010 6:12:30 am PDT #18836 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
That's LOL funny! Um, I mean, sorry, Aims.
smonster - May 11, 2010 6:23:20 am PDT #18837 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I believe I've told this story here before, but I was nearly put in the hall for kissing at storytime at the age of 2 1/2. It was consensual, though, he was my "boyfriend."
Go on, look shocked.
Zenkitty - May 11, 2010 6:38:51 am PDT #18838 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Vortex - May 11, 2010 6:39:54 am PDT #18839 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Go on, look shocked.
I'm trying, give me a minute!
Gudanov - May 11, 2010 6:39:58 am PDT #18840 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Today, you are a woman.
Barb - May 11, 2010 6:45:05 am PDT #18841 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Vortex & Maria! Sting's orchestral version of "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" (i.e. the way we'll be hearing it on the tour) is up on iTunes.
It's verra cool.
Barb - May 11, 2010 6:45:45 am PDT #18842 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Today, you are a woman.
I've just fought off the terrible urge to break into Sunrise, Sunset.
Connie Neil - May 11, 2010 6:51:20 am PDT #18843 of 30000
brillig
Today, you are a woman.
Oh, is that what it takes? My sixth-grade health teacher was very confused, then.
Aims - May 11, 2010 7:26:10 am PDT #18844 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
THis is the boy that Emeline is marrying. Nd also the one that has caused her to declare her friendship with her classmate and co-Daisy over because she is trying to steal him from Em.