Emeline was also in trouble yesterday for kissing a boy in her class and not stopping when he told her to so
It's those nursery rhymes kids listen to these days. I blame Georgie Porgie.
Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 11, 2010 5:48:23 am PDT #18833 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - May 11, 2010 5:51:59 am PDT #18834 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
I know this doesn't help, but that's hilarious.
tommyrot - May 11, 2010 5:54:09 am PDT #18835 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in first or second grade, I had three girlfriends at once. I didn't try kissing them, though....
Zenkitty - May 11, 2010 6:12:30 am PDT #18836 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
That's LOL funny! Um, I mean, sorry, Aims.
smonster - May 11, 2010 6:23:20 am PDT #18837 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I believe I've told this story here before, but I was nearly put in the hall for kissing at storytime at the age of 2 1/2. It was consensual, though, he was my "boyfriend."
Go on, look shocked.
Zenkitty - May 11, 2010 6:38:51 am PDT #18838 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Vortex - May 11, 2010 6:39:54 am PDT #18839 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Go on, look shocked.
I'm trying, give me a minute!
Gudanov - May 11, 2010 6:39:58 am PDT #18840 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Today, you are a woman.
Barb - May 11, 2010 6:45:05 am PDT #18841 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Vortex & Maria! Sting's orchestral version of "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" (i.e. the way we'll be hearing it on the tour) is up on iTunes.
It's verra cool.
Barb - May 11, 2010 6:45:45 am PDT #18842 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Today, you are a woman.
I've just fought off the terrible urge to break into Sunrise, Sunset.