'Just Rewards (2)'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
I know this doesn't help, but that's hilarious.
When I was in first or second grade, I had three girlfriends at once. I didn't try kissing them, though....
I tried to vent to my mother about this last night. She laughed and laughed and asked if I remembered getting kicked off the bus for two days in Kindergarten for kissing TWO boys and missing my bus stop. I said no and we weren't talking about me. She laughed and said good luck and hung up on me.
That's LOL funny! Um, I mean, sorry, Aims.
I believe I've told this story here before, but I was nearly put in the hall for kissing at storytime at the age of 2 1/2. It was consensual, though, he was my "boyfriend."
Go on, look shocked.
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Go on, look shocked.
I'm trying, give me a minute!
I just gave a Leo a pill! A bitter-tasting pill! And he swallowed it! And I am unhurt! So proud.
Today, you are a woman.
Vortex & Maria! Sting's orchestral version of "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" (i.e. the way we'll be hearing it on the tour) is up on iTunes.
It's verra cool.
Today, you are a woman.
I've just fought off the terrible urge to break into Sunrise, Sunset.
Today, you are a woman.
Oh, is that what it takes? My sixth-grade health teacher was very confused, then.