Well, I can certainly quote more of them. (Waits for Piven "More Popular Than Jesus" fracas...cause you know he'd be the one, don't you?)

"Conversations end when one person calls another a douchebag,"

So, if I *want* the conversation to end...?

I'm liking "shitweasel". Unfair to the weasel community, of course. But weasel is a fun word.

Honestly, calling someone a "douche" or variation thereof sounds, to my ears, like the dirtiest, most shameful thing I could call anyone. Just saying it makes me feel like a bad girl, just waiting to get slapped for it. Probably because I never heard that insult until I moved to Jersey, so it still has the frisson of taboo for me.

So, yeah. "Douche".

Or the recently popular "douchenozzle".

Hmmm. Insults...

Anal leakage? Shitpile? Shit-for-brains?

How about "You sheep-humping shitpile?"

It's alliterative, and sheep-humping is generally seen as base!

YSheepLOveMV.

ION, I am trying a week without Ambien, since I am out and can't get my script until paycheck. My tolerance has been going up; I'm on a 20 mg dosage now, and sometimes, I still wake up after only 3 or 4 hours.

I would like to use less, or get off it entirely. SO this week, I am experimenting with calcium/magnesium supplements, valerian extract in capsule form (SMELLS LIKE FEET OMFG!! but still better than when I was trying to drink it as tea, years ago) and Traditional Medicinals Nighty Night tea.

Saturday night, I went to bed at 4 am, slept from 8 am to 12:30; last night, went to bed at 6 am and slept from 7:30 or so until 11:30 am.

We shall see. I am also trying to stretch more, get out into the sunshine more, and using anxiety-reducing techniques and am not allowing myself on the computer for three hours before trying to go to bed.

Wish me luck, y'all.

I like "buttwipe" or the more aggressive "asswipe". "Shitwad" is also good.

Tool Wadwaste Knob or knobwank Denis Leary's favorite, asshole, comes with musical accompaniment thanks to him. Dang, I wish I'd paid greater attention when Sicilian American ex-roommate talked to her ex...Italian cursing leaves us all in the dust...

[link] This cuteoverload video will lift you up.

In another online forum, I find myself getting around rules against insulting other users by saying "Your actions render you worthy of the deepest contempt. "Butt dumpling" is one I have never heard before, and I look forward to working it into conversation soon.

I'm also a fan of douchebag and douchenozzle, given their general uselessness.

Cracked Romero's case to let him air out some more. I'll try to charge him one more time tonight, but I suspect I'll be hitting the Apple store tomorrow.

Kill me now. 45 minutes into a 2-hr phone meeting where my site's tiny software program will not be addressed for weeks or months to come, but I drew the short straw to sit through all the meetings until ours is addressed.

Entertain me, Lovely Ones!

I like a sonorous "You are a rat-bastard from the lowest depths of the slimiest hell" because it's nostalgic for me. It's what my high school best friend and I would call our mutual ex-boyfriend.