That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?

Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Mar 01, 2010 6:57:22 am PST #11686 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fuckos.

Good luck, omnis!


Daisy Jane - Mar 01, 2010 6:58:34 am PST #11687 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks for the compliments on the hair and the nails. The game was fun, though I was a bit torn since Dallas was playing NO.

I seem to have meetings all morning long.


brenda m - Mar 01, 2010 7:12:01 am PST #11688 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Thanks for the compliments on the hair and the nails. The game was fun, though I was a bit torn since Dallas was playing NO.

Somehow my eyes skipped a line and saw this as "Thanks for the NO compliments on the hair and the nails" was like wow, rough morning? Plus I know we commented on the pretty purple nails. Heh.


Daisy Jane - Mar 01, 2010 7:32:23 am PST #11689 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think about that sometimes when I'm using NO for New Orleans. That people are going to think I mean negatory.


Beverly - Mar 01, 2010 7:47:30 am PST #11690 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Feel-betters to Hil and Calli. sj, I hope you're much improved. Commiserations on the obstacles, Seska. Nice leather, meara, and resucitations vibes to Romero. I've been sending eye-sporking thoughts to Bunning. Tigers and snowmen just make me think of Hobbes.

Compliments to Daisy are a foregone conclusion.

Still no news from here. I like this part. I do need to see a joint specialist about my left thumb, though. Sprained about a year ago, it never has healed correctly and has now developed the clever trick of sliding halfway out of joint whenever I do something strenuous like, oh, I dunno, turn my hand over. A brace would seem to be in order, but one has to be able to afford the doc and then the therapy on self-pay, and there's the mammo coming up this week, and the blood work and followup at the end of the month, and H needs to see his PC and have his meds tweaked. Have to space these things out and budget them. We gave up on medical insurance years ago.

But that's not really news. So, more coffee? Yes, please.


Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 7:54:29 am PST #11691 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Bunning is a dick. Does he really have to hurt people to do his grandstanding? He actually complained that he had to miss a basketball game to do the noble work of blocking the bill. Thanks Kentucky.


erikaj - Mar 01, 2010 7:58:31 am PST #11692 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

They'll get it...but that doesn't make Bunning less of a fuckwad. In my fantasy, Alan Grayson becomes a Senator just to kick Bunning in the 'nads. And then he apologizes for Bunning being an obstructionist fuckwad... It'll happen like, today, Empress...he was only able to do it this long cause Sens went home for the weekend, at least that was the thinking on "Countdown".


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2010 8:01:53 am PST #11693 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Bunning is an asshole. You'd think I'd be jaded by now, but I'm constantly shocked and appalled by just what selfish callous bastards some people can be.

I need a new insult. "Bastard" is, taken literally, not really much of an insult these days, and "son of a bitch", well, I know many fine bitches with good sons, and I'd like to avoid insulting any hard-working and often pleasure-bringing body parts. What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 8:04:11 am PST #11694 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?

Sometimes I go back to Beavis and Butthead and call someone "butt dumpling." But that seams inadequate.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2010 8:04:58 am PST #11695 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What's the worst thing you can think of to call an evil earth-defiling Humanity-shaming creature you'd be loathe to wipe off the bottom of your shoe?

I was going to say "fuckstick", but I think that's another penis word. Hmm, creative profanity.

Smegma or some variation?