Yeah, I was trying to riff on that in an unfunny way.
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
How come noone on CL can spell "armoire"?
OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.
How come noone on CL can spell "armoire"?
CL is on the internet?
Yeah, I was trying to riff on that in an unfunny way.
Or I am sometimes dim.
OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.
Or that.
Chic and pretty, brenda!
Congratulations, Stephanie!
Congrats, Stephanie!
Beer cookies.
I have a recipe for rum cookies. They are the greatest thing ever.
I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.
"commitment to diversity and multiculturalism"
Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.
OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.
Nah, I'm actually Russell T. Davies.
This isn't even a difficult task, but my anxiety and hence avoidance is through the fucking roof. And actually I'm going to miss two deadlines, one of which was already an extension. For an application for my program to get an AWARD. ::headdesk::
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
David Simon's company is Blown Deadline...didn't stop him. (/Simon likes carrots) Well, I was wrong...Feminist Guy is a total jerkoff. Because I tried to point out that he was behaving like a stereotype and attempting to dominate our conversation, and maybe we'd like him if he cut it the fuck out.(I didn't say fuck) What I got back is whining about how it feels to be left out because of one's gender. So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." Most. Satisfying. Comment. EVAR. Analysis: he is not a nice guy. But he might be a Nice Guy TM I've never had someone flounce off from shit I've said...I feel like Allyson now. It's funny; if he saw me there's no way he would care...and people wonder why I'm online all the time.