Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 25, 2010 11:26:43 am PST #11271 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How come noone on CL can spell "armoire"?


Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2010 11:27:05 am PST #11272 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.


lisah - Feb 25, 2010 11:27:50 am PST #11273 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

How come noone on CL can spell "armoire"?

CL is on the internet?


Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 11:29:13 am PST #11274 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, I was trying to riff on that in an unfunny way.

Or I am sometimes dim.

OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.

Or that.


DavidS - Feb 25, 2010 11:32:20 am PST #11275 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Chic and pretty, brenda!

Congratulations, Stephanie!


Hil R. - Feb 25, 2010 11:35:24 am PST #11276 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Congrats, Stephanie!

Beer cookies.

I have a recipe for rum cookies. They are the greatest thing ever.

I got some editing done today, and printed out three more job ads to send applications to tomorrow. One of them lists "commitment to diversity and multiculturalism" as a requirement. I'm not sure how or if I'm supposed to address that in an application. Everything that I can think of sounds ridiculous.


§ ita § - Feb 25, 2010 11:36:21 am PST #11277 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"commitment to diversity and multiculturalism"

Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.


smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:37:02 am PST #11278 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.

Nah, I'm actually Russell T. Davies.

This isn't even a difficult task, but my anxiety and hence avoidance is through the fucking roof. And actually I'm going to miss two deadlines, one of which was already an extension. For an application for my program to get an AWARD. ::headdesk::

Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.


erikaj - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:40 am PST #11279 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

David Simon's company is Blown Deadline...didn't stop him. (/Simon likes carrots) Well, I was wrong...Feminist Guy is a total jerkoff. Because I tried to point out that he was behaving like a stereotype and attempting to dominate our conversation, and maybe we'd like him if he cut it the fuck out.(I didn't say fuck) What I got back is whining about how it feels to be left out because of one's gender. So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." Most. Satisfying. Comment. EVAR. Analysis: he is not a nice guy. But he might be a Nice Guy TM I've never had someone flounce off from shit I've said...I feel like Allyson now. It's funny; if he saw me there's no way he would care...and people wonder why I'm online all the time.


Barb - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:45 am PST #11280 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.

You're not Tino.