David Simon's company is Blown Deadline...didn't stop him. (/Simon likes carrots) Well, I was wrong...Feminist Guy is a total jerkoff. Because I tried to point out that he was behaving like a stereotype and attempting to dominate our conversation, and maybe we'd like him if he cut it the fuck out.(I didn't say fuck) What I got back is whining about how it feels to be left out because of one's gender. So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." Most. Satisfying. Comment. EVAR. Analysis: he is not a nice guy. But he might be a Nice Guy TM I've never had someone flounce off from shit I've said...I feel like Allyson now. It's funny; if he saw me there's no way he would care...and people wonder why I'm online all the time.

Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.

You're not Tino.

Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.

Sweetie, you are not the co-worker I am having to train on our tools, including explaining how they can find out what their computer name is.

smonster I feel you.

So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."

That's pretty awesome.

You're not Tino.

No, I don't maliciously ruin people's days. I'm just an avoidy slacker.

Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.

Stop beating up on smonster. She's a really good friend of mine. I might have to kick your ass if you keep it up.

I'm hiding out at home because I'm freaking out about what will happen when my slackerness is found out.

I'm biting the bullet tomorrow. I've got myself half convinced that I'm going to get fired.And that if I tried hard enough that this wouldn't be so hard.

Stop beating up on smonster. She's a really good friend of mine. I might have to kick your ass if you keep it up.

There's a joke to be made there, I swear, I just can't find it.

And that if I tried hard enough that this wouldn't be so hard.

askye is me.

Thanks, smonster...post about how you shouldn't insult a man by calling him a woman in 5, 4,3, 2. (Because I bet he won't get it.) If I thought he was being serious, I'd never be so flip, but he has *got* to be kidding...playing hurt wittle feelings with someone who used to be a junior high girl AND took the short bus to school...my records at HWF still stand for my weight class. Whatever else he can do, he could never outflounce me. In 1990, I was the Taylor Swift of thin-skinned bitches. So, yes, I will mock the shit out of this behavior.

What I got back is whining about how it feels to be left out because of one's gender.

I'm sorry, what? He cried on a feminist thread about what? I tried to read the rest of your post, erika, but was ever so slightly hampered by the fact that my eyes had rolled right out of my head.