Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
You're not Tino.
Prepare to uncouple -- uncouple.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:45 am PST #11280 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 11:39:45 am PST #11281 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
Sweetie, you are not the co-worker I am having to train on our tools, including explaining how they can find out what their computer name is.
askye - Feb 25, 2010 11:40:39 am PST #11282 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
smonster I feel you.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:41:05 am PST #11283 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
That's pretty awesome.
You're not Tino.
No, I don't maliciously ruin people's days. I'm just an avoidy slacker.
Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 11:41:28 am PST #11284 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
Stop beating up on smonster. She's a really good friend of mine. I might have to kick your ass if you keep it up.
askye - Feb 25, 2010 11:44:18 am PST #11285 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I'm hiding out at home because I'm freaking out about what will happen when my slackerness is found out.
I'm biting the bullet tomorrow. I've got myself half convinced that I'm going to get fired.And that if I tried hard enough that this wouldn't be so hard.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:51:12 am PST #11286 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Stop beating up on smonster. She's a really good friend of mine. I might have to kick your ass if you keep it up.
There's a joke to be made there, I swear, I just can't find it.
And that if I tried hard enough that this wouldn't be so hard.
askye is me.
erikaj - Feb 25, 2010 11:55:09 am PST #11287 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Thanks, smonster...post about how you shouldn't insult a man by calling him a woman in 5, 4,3, 2. (Because I bet he won't get it.) If I thought he was being serious, I'd never be so flip, but he has *got* to be kidding...playing hurt wittle feelings with someone who used to be a junior high girl AND took the short bus to school...my records at HWF still stand for my weight class. Whatever else he can do, he could never outflounce me. In 1990, I was the Taylor Swift of thin-skinned bitches. So, yes, I will mock the shit out of this behavior.
JZ - Feb 25, 2010 11:57:28 am PST #11288 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What I got back is whining about how it feels to be left out because of one's gender.
I'm sorry, what? He cried on a feminist thread about what? I tried to read the rest of your post, erika, but was ever so slightly hampered by the fact that my eyes had rolled right out of my head.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 25, 2010 11:58:01 am PST #11289 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Congrats on the job, Stephanie!
Having spent a very difficult day ploughing through an article for a presentation in my evening class, the class itself was even more demoralizing. It was on feminism. I am in a minority, apparently, with my crazy misguided ideas on the importance of equality. I thought it might cheer me up to come here and talk to people with slightly less depressing opinions. And then I saw that there was already a lovely snarky feminism discussion happening! And now I am happy and all is right with the world and I am going to cheerfully wait for my (female!) partner to come home to our (non-heterosexual!) household so we can watch Eddie Izzard and do other things of which patriarchy would not approve (not that).