"commitment to diversity and multiculturalism"
Tell them all your threesomes are multi-ethnic.
We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2010 11:36:21 am PST #11277 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:37:02 am PST #11278 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
OR Douglas Adams is really alive, well, and a hot bisexual chick in the American south.
Nah, I'm actually Russell T. Davies.
This isn't even a difficult task, but my anxiety and hence avoidance is through the fucking roof. And actually I'm going to miss two deadlines, one of which was already an extension. For an application for my program to get an AWARD. ::headdesk::
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
erikaj - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:40 am PST #11279 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
David Simon's company is Blown Deadline...didn't stop him. (/Simon likes carrots) Well, I was wrong...Feminist Guy is a total jerkoff. Because I tried to point out that he was behaving like a stereotype and attempting to dominate our conversation, and maybe we'd like him if he cut it the fuck out.(I didn't say fuck) What I got back is whining about how it feels to be left out because of one's gender. So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." Most. Satisfying. Comment. EVAR. Analysis: he is not a nice guy. But he might be a Nice Guy TM I've never had someone flounce off from shit I've said...I feel like Allyson now. It's funny; if he saw me there's no way he would care...and people wonder why I'm online all the time.
Barb - Feb 25, 2010 11:38:45 am PST #11280 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
You're not Tino.
Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 11:39:45 am PST #11281 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
Sweetie, you are not the co-worker I am having to train on our tools, including explaining how they can find out what their computer name is.
askye - Feb 25, 2010 11:40:39 am PST #11282 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
smonster I feel you.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:41:05 am PST #11283 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
So, like a true Mean Girl, I told him he has the "ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
That's pretty awesome.
You're not Tino.
No, I don't maliciously ruin people's days. I'm just an avoidy slacker.
Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 11:41:28 am PST #11284 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yes, Buffistas, I am the coworker you hate. It's true. Well, I'm not New Guy. Not quite. But it gets bad.
Stop beating up on smonster. She's a really good friend of mine. I might have to kick your ass if you keep it up.
askye - Feb 25, 2010 11:44:18 am PST #11285 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I'm hiding out at home because I'm freaking out about what will happen when my slackerness is found out.
I'm biting the bullet tomorrow. I've got myself half convinced that I'm going to get fired.And that if I tried hard enough that this wouldn't be so hard.
smonster - Feb 25, 2010 11:51:12 am PST #11286 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Stop beating up on smonster. She's a really good friend of mine. I might have to kick your ass if you keep it up.
There's a joke to be made there, I swear, I just can't find it.
And that if I tried hard enough that this wouldn't be so hard.
askye is me.