She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 7:55:56 am PST #10746 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pizza would still require me to get cash first, which brings me back to the issue of pants.


Tom Scola - Feb 22, 2010 7:58:37 am PST #10747 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

There isn't a pizza place near you that takes credit cards? Domino's or something?


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2010 7:59:48 am PST #10748 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or a "no-pants" pizza place?


Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:00:28 am PST #10749 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's Papa John's, but for a 4th-floor walk up, I don't like to tip on a card.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:00:32 am PST #10750 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Papa John's will let you pay with a card when you order on-line.


javachik - Feb 22, 2010 8:01:45 am PST #10751 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Dylan would be happy to let you raid his piggy bank for pizza tip!


-t - Feb 22, 2010 8:02:36 am PST #10752 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Laura!

I still feel like a future me programmed him and sent him back in time for my companionship and enjoyment.

Hee, that's a great description of a wonderful situation. Yay!

Jess, I would be eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. It's not a viable option for everyone, I understand.


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:02:37 am PST #10753 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would probably still put on pants for the delivery guy.

Does he get less of the tip if you put it on the card? Because I only tip on cards these days.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:07:50 am PST #10754 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:11:57 am PST #10755 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.

No pants preference?