I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2010 7:59:48 am PST #10748 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or a "no-pants" pizza place?


Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:00:28 am PST #10749 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's Papa John's, but for a 4th-floor walk up, I don't like to tip on a card.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:00:32 am PST #10750 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Papa John's will let you pay with a card when you order on-line.


javachik - Feb 22, 2010 8:01:45 am PST #10751 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Dylan would be happy to let you raid his piggy bank for pizza tip!


-t - Feb 22, 2010 8:02:36 am PST #10752 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Laura!

I still feel like a future me programmed him and sent him back in time for my companionship and enjoyment.

Hee, that's a great description of a wonderful situation. Yay!

Jess, I would be eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. It's not a viable option for everyone, I understand.


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:02:37 am PST #10753 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would probably still put on pants for the delivery guy.

Does he get less of the tip if you put it on the card? Because I only tip on cards these days.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:07:50 am PST #10754 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:11:57 am PST #10755 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.

No pants preference?


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:12:48 am PST #10756 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I always wore pants when I delivered pizzas.


Lee - Feb 22, 2010 8:14:30 am PST #10757 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You might have gotten more tips if you hadn't.