From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.
No pants preference?
Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:11:57 am PST #10755 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:12:48 am PST #10756 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I always wore pants when I delivered pizzas.
Lee - Feb 22, 2010 8:14:30 am PST #10757 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You might have gotten more tips if you hadn't.
Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:14:41 am PST #10758 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Does he get less of the tip if you put it on the card? Because I only tip on cards these days.
Tipping on the card means the tip has to be legally reported as income and taxes are taken out, and frequently means that tips will be pooled and divvied up at the end of the month. Cash means I hand the guy cash and he keeps it.
I'm going to wait for my laundry to dry and then head out.
Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:26:03 am PST #10759 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just got the sweetest note from my boss who's leaving at the end of the week (when our department is scheduled to be dismantled and sold for parts). Man, I'm going to miss working for her.
(She asked if there was anything she could do to make it easier for me to attend the "Goodbye Department" party on Thursday. It's probably not a good idea for me to respond with "LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE" while I'm recovering from a hematocrit of 22 after 6 months of teetotaling, right?)
P.M. Marc - Feb 22, 2010 8:28:46 am PST #10760 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
(She asked if there was anything she could do to make it easier for me to attend the "Goodbye Department" party on Thursday. It's probably not a good idea for me to respond with "LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE" while I'm recovering from a hematocrit of 22 after 6 months of teetotaling, right?)
"LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE AND A STEAK?"
Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:29:24 am PST #10761 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE AND A STEAK?"
HELL YEAH.
Cashmere - Feb 22, 2010 8:31:56 am PST #10762 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Happy Birthday, Laura!
Jessica, that's why I tip in cash, too, even if I pay on a card.
Vortex - Feb 22, 2010 8:33:33 am PST #10763 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Tipping on the card means the tip has to be legally reported as income and taxes are taken out, and frequently means that tips will be pooled and divvied up at the end of the month. Cash means I hand the guy cash and he keeps it.
Also, the card companies charge the business a fee, and sometimes the business will take the fee out of the tip.
tommyrot - Feb 22, 2010 8:37:19 am PST #10764 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, the card companies charge the business a fee, and sometimes the business will take the fee out of the tip.
That, um... ain't right.