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-t - Feb 22, 2010 8:02:36 am PST #10752 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy birthday, Laura!

I still feel like a future me programmed him and sent him back in time for my companionship and enjoyment.

Hee, that's a great description of a wonderful situation. Yay!

Jess, I would be eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. It's not a viable option for everyone, I understand.

§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:02:37 am PST #10753 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would probably still put on pants for the delivery guy.

Does he get less of the tip if you put it on the card? Because I only tip on cards these days.

Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:07:50 am PST #10754 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.

§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:11:57 am PST #10755 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From my experience delivering pizza, I was just happy to get a tip.

No pants preference?

Gudanov - Feb 22, 2010 8:12:48 am PST #10756 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

I always wore pants when I delivered pizzas.

Lee - Feb 22, 2010 8:14:30 am PST #10757 of 30000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You might have gotten more tips if you hadn't.

Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:14:41 am PST #10758 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Does he get less of the tip if you put it on the card? Because I only tip on cards these days.

Tipping on the card means the tip has to be legally reported as income and taxes are taken out, and frequently means that tips will be pooled and divvied up at the end of the month. Cash means I hand the guy cash and he keeps it.

I'm going to wait for my laundry to dry and then head out.

Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:26:03 am PST #10759 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just got the sweetest note from my boss who's leaving at the end of the week (when our department is scheduled to be dismantled and sold for parts). Man, I'm going to miss working for her.

(She asked if there was anything she could do to make it easier for me to attend the "Goodbye Department" party on Thursday. It's probably not a good idea for me to respond with "LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE" while I'm recovering from a hematocrit of 22 after 6 months of teetotaling, right?)

P.M. Marc - Feb 22, 2010 8:28:46 am PST #10760 of 30000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(She asked if there was anything she could do to make it easier for me to attend the "Goodbye Department" party on Thursday. It's probably not a good idea for me to respond with "LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE" while I'm recovering from a hematocrit of 22 after 6 months of teetotaling, right?)

"LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE AND A STEAK?"

Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 8:29:24 am PST #10761 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"LOTS OF EXTRA BOOZE AND A STEAK?"

HELL YEAH.

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