Heeeeeeeelp. I have no food in the house and no desire to get dressed and go outside to get food. And yet, still hungry.
(Okay, technically I do have food in the house, but nothing I could put together into a complete-ish meal. Like, I have PB&J but no bread.)
Jess, pancakes? French toast? Order in pizza?
Pizza would still require me to get cash first, which brings me back to the issue of pants.
There isn't a pizza place near you that takes credit cards? Domino's or something?
Or a "no-pants" pizza place?
There's Papa John's, but for a 4th-floor walk up, I don't like to tip on a card.
Papa John's will let you pay with a card when you order on-line.
Dylan would be happy to let you raid his piggy bank for pizza tip!
Happy birthday, Laura!
I still feel like a future me programmed him and sent him back in time for my companionship and enjoyment.
Hee, that's a great description of a wonderful situation. Yay!
Jess, I would be eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. It's not a viable option for everyone, I understand.
I would probably still put on pants for the delivery guy.
Does he get less of the tip if you put it on the card? Because I only tip on cards these days.