Don't masturbate - you'll get the swine flu!
Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Aug 14, 2009 8:45:53 am PDT #3824 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2009 8:46:35 am PDT #3825 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It's too bad you're not in Dallas, Barb, because while I'm not in a foul mood, I am in a strange and not at all good one.
My plan is to go see my husband at the bar and drink scotch in the corner with my gay boyfriend and talk about how awful some people are.
Typo Boy - Aug 14, 2009 8:49:20 am PDT #3826 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
am in an inexplicably foul mood. And I'm not quite sure what to do to soothe it.
Buy a plane ticket to Nevada. Then kill a man in Reno just to watch him die. /Johnny Cash reference.
Gudanov - Aug 14, 2009 8:50:48 am PDT #3827 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Then kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.
With a spork.
StuntHusband - Aug 14, 2009 8:51:38 am PDT #3828 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
With a spork.
You're a wacky fellow.
aurelia - Aug 14, 2009 8:56:35 am PDT #3829 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Don't masturbate - you'll get the swine flu!
In her mood, I'd say she's more at risk for bird flu.
Barb - Aug 14, 2009 9:00:21 am PDT #3830 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
In her mood, I'd say she's more at risk for bird flu.
Ba-dum-DUM.
With a spork.
"Kill him with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon, cousin?"
"Because it would hurt more."
Barb - Aug 14, 2009 9:01:57 am PDT #3831 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
It's too bad you're not in Dallas, Barb, because while I'm not in a foul mood, I am in a strange and not at all good one.
That's probably a fairly accurate description of mine, DJ.
But the bar/husband/gay boyfriend plan sounds like a good one. I wish I had a gay boyfriend. I miss my gay boyfriends.
msbelle - Aug 14, 2009 9:02:56 am PDT #3832 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I have a respirator. will dust this weekend.
Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2009 9:03:38 am PDT #3833 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sometimes the only thing for a bad mood is a drink and a bitch session.