am in an inexplicably foul mood. And I'm not quite sure what to do to soothe it.
Buy a plane ticket to Nevada. Then kill a man in Reno just to watch him die. /Johnny Cash reference.
What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Aug 14, 2009 8:49:20 am PDT #3826 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Gudanov - Aug 14, 2009 8:50:48 am PDT #3827 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Then kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.
With a spork.
StuntHusband - Aug 14, 2009 8:51:38 am PDT #3828 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
With a spork.
You're a wacky fellow.
aurelia - Aug 14, 2009 8:56:35 am PDT #3829 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Don't masturbate - you'll get the swine flu!
In her mood, I'd say she's more at risk for bird flu.
Barb - Aug 14, 2009 9:00:21 am PDT #3830 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
In her mood, I'd say she's more at risk for bird flu.
Ba-dum-DUM.
With a spork.
"Kill him with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon, cousin?"
"Because it would hurt more."
Barb - Aug 14, 2009 9:01:57 am PDT #3831 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
It's too bad you're not in Dallas, Barb, because while I'm not in a foul mood, I am in a strange and not at all good one.
That's probably a fairly accurate description of mine, DJ.
But the bar/husband/gay boyfriend plan sounds like a good one. I wish I had a gay boyfriend. I miss my gay boyfriends.
msbelle - Aug 14, 2009 9:02:56 am PDT #3832 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I have a respirator. will dust this weekend.
Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2009 9:03:38 am PDT #3833 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sometimes the only thing for a bad mood is a drink and a bitch session.
tommyrot - Aug 14, 2009 9:11:20 am PDT #3834 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is cool (if too late for this year's Shark Week): Shark Beanbag Chair
Jesse - Aug 14, 2009 9:16:45 am PDT #3835 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think my current bad mood is only added to by bitching. I could use a drink, though!