Don't masturbate - you'll get the swine flu!
In her mood, I'd say she's more at risk for bird flu.
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Aug 14, 2009 8:56:35 am PDT #3829 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Barb - Aug 14, 2009 9:00:21 am PDT #3830 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
In her mood, I'd say she's more at risk for bird flu.
Ba-dum-DUM.
With a spork.
"Kill him with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon, cousin?"
"Because it would hurt more."
Barb - Aug 14, 2009 9:01:57 am PDT #3831 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
It's too bad you're not in Dallas, Barb, because while I'm not in a foul mood, I am in a strange and not at all good one.
That's probably a fairly accurate description of mine, DJ.
But the bar/husband/gay boyfriend plan sounds like a good one. I wish I had a gay boyfriend. I miss my gay boyfriends.
msbelle - Aug 14, 2009 9:02:56 am PDT #3832 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I have a respirator. will dust this weekend.
Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2009 9:03:38 am PDT #3833 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sometimes the only thing for a bad mood is a drink and a bitch session.
tommyrot - Aug 14, 2009 9:11:20 am PDT #3834 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is cool (if too late for this year's Shark Week): Shark Beanbag Chair
Jesse - Aug 14, 2009 9:16:45 am PDT #3835 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think my current bad mood is only added to by bitching. I could use a drink, though!
Polter-Cow - Aug 14, 2009 9:17:20 am PDT #3836 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Aug 14, 2009 9:19:13 am PDT #3837 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Aug 14, 2009 9:19:56 am PDT #3838 of 30001
I definitely need a drink. I just got all excited to see that I had new mail, something to get me away from doing a tedious task!
Of course I had new mail; I'd just cc'd myself on message about said tedious task.
I R SMRT & HAZ MEMREE.