It's too bad you're not in Dallas, Barb, because while I'm not in a foul mood, I am in a strange and not at all good one. 
That's probably a fairly accurate description of mine, DJ.  
But the bar/husband/gay boyfriend plan sounds like a good one.  I wish I had a gay boyfriend.  I miss my gay boyfriends.
	
 
		
		
I have a respirator. will dust this weekend.
	
 
		
		
Sometimes the only thing for a bad mood is a drink and a bitch session.
	
 
		
		
This is cool (if too late for this year's Shark Week): Shark Beanbag Chair
	
 
		
		
I think my current bad mood is only added to by bitching.  I could use a drink, though!
	
 
		
		
I think this is the only calculus joke I know: [link]
Of course, Log Cabin + C = houseboat.
	
 
		
		
I definitely need a drink.  I just got all excited  to  see that I had new mail, something to get me away from doing a tedious task!
Of course I had new mail;  I'd just cc'd myself on message about said tedious task.
I R SMRT & HAZ MEMREE.
	
 
		
		
A very lingering way to stab the President of Paraguay?
(Third GP reference in a week...I may have a problem.)