Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

becomes:

Loan: snake? Yeah. We? Okay. Well, well, if I may be with some friends? However, we and the snakes, I have decided to fight it? Angels: only. Or the devil. And a giant demon. This is a giant snake demon? Gold loan: Yes, as long as 30 feet, tall man, my garden.

A quote off my blog,

I don’t think there is anything about me your mother would approve of.

reaches equilibrium at:

He swallowed my mother.

OK, last one:

Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

becomes:

I have a job now. Since then, no, I'm rich and I must make clear the nature of the problem that is described in many words of sympathy. I do not. Next, receive a reward.

To be or not to be, that is the question

reaches equilibrium at:

The problem is

msbelle's tagline:

I cannot do everything, but I can do something everyday.

Becomes:

We can do something someday.

Know the facts necessary for a single person in possession of the wife of the fortunate.

My tagline:

Wrapper KANIEUESUTO here, please read the book.

I heart Japanesed-English.

None of the other quotes on my blog came up with anything as good as 'He swallowed my mother', but his one turned into some sort of philosophical debate as it reached equilibrium.

I’d say he’s worth one and a half men, so with you that does add up to two.

After much philosophical debating (i.e. For me, I am human and I think it will be added to create the value of his half.)

It becomes:

Many people, I think that will be added to create the value of the half.

And my tagline in J-E: Time course of my journey: I'm a singer who died the same day, you can hear all the time.

But I love the poetic of this stage: I travel and time course: I can hear all hours of the day the singer died.