OK, last one:

Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

becomes:

I have a job now. Since then, no, I'm rich and I must make clear the nature of the problem that is described in many words of sympathy. I do not. Next, receive a reward.

To be or not to be, that is the question

reaches equilibrium at:

The problem is

msbelle's tagline:

I cannot do everything, but I can do something everyday.

Becomes:

We can do something someday.

Know the facts necessary for a single person in possession of the wife of the fortunate.

My tagline:

Wrapper KANIEUESUTO here, please read the book.

I heart Japanesed-English.

None of the other quotes on my blog came up with anything as good as 'He swallowed my mother', but his one turned into some sort of philosophical debate as it reached equilibrium.

I’d say he’s worth one and a half men, so with you that does add up to two.

After much philosophical debating (i.e. For me, I am human and I think it will be added to create the value of his half.)

It becomes:

Many people, I think that will be added to create the value of the half.

And my tagline in J-E: Time course of my journey: I'm a singer who died the same day, you can hear all the time.

But I love the poetic of this stage: I travel and time course: I can hear all hours of the day the singer died.

Okay, I've caught up on all my work emails and there are only 4 people in the office today. That means I can go home early, right? And that I deserve a nice present for making it through an almost-full workday?

I think since I've been here since before 8 I can leave now. Though it's awful outside and I'm not looking forward to seeing how the house fares in 97 F heat and humidity. But maybe it won't be so bad.