A quote off my blog,
I don’t think there is anything about me your mother would approve of.
reaches equilibrium at:
He swallowed my mother.
Walking I get. But power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time?
Angel ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 11:06:48 am PDT #2995 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 11:07:21 am PDT #2996 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, last one:
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
becomes:
I have a job now. Since then, no, I'm rich and I must make clear the nature of the problem that is described in many words of sympathy. I do not. Next, receive a reward.
Jessica - Aug 10, 2009 11:09:01 am PDT #2997 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
To be or not to be, that is the question
reaches equilibrium at:
The problem is
Tom Scola - Aug 10, 2009 11:09:55 am PDT #2998 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
msbelle's tagline:
I cannot do everything, but I can do something everyday.
Becomes:
We can do something someday.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 11:11:49 am PDT #2999 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Know the facts necessary for a single person in possession of the wife of the fortunate.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 11:13:17 am PDT #3000 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My tagline:
Wrapper KANIEUESUTO here, please read the book.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 11:14:38 am PDT #3001 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I heart Japanesed-English.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 11:15:40 am PDT #3002 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
None of the other quotes on my blog came up with anything as good as 'He swallowed my mother', but his one turned into some sort of philosophical debate as it reached equilibrium.
I’d say he’s worth one and a half men, so with you that does add up to two.
After much philosophical debating (i.e. For me, I am human and I think it will be added to create the value of his half.)
It becomes:
Many people, I think that will be added to create the value of the half.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 11:15:59 am PDT #3003 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And my tagline in J-E: Time course of my journey: I'm a singer who died the same day, you can hear all the time.
But I love the poetic of this stage: I travel and time course: I can hear all hours of the day the singer died.
Jessica - Aug 10, 2009 11:17:23 am PDT #3004 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay, I've caught up on all my work emails and there are only 4 people in the office today. That means I can go home early, right? And that I deserve a nice present for making it through an almost-full workday?