A quick Google search reveals the bad guys in the new Red Dawn will be the Chinese (and the Russians).
becomes:
Google and Red Dawn, China (Russia) will search for a new villain.
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 11:02:18 am PDT #2992 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 11:03:44 am PDT #2993 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My tagline:
In my case, Medicaid, post offices, department stores, Medicare, health, and the government is run, please consider waiting to help.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 11:05:57 am PDT #2994 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
becomes:
Loan: snake? Yeah. We? Okay. Well, well, if I may be with some friends? However, we and the snakes, I have decided to fight it? Angels: only. Or the devil. And a giant demon. This is a giant snake demon? Gold loan: Yes, as long as 30 feet, tall man, my garden.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2009 11:06:48 am PDT #2995 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
A quote off my blog,
I don’t think there is anything about me your mother would approve of.
reaches equilibrium at:
He swallowed my mother.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2009 11:07:21 am PDT #2996 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, last one:
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
becomes:
I have a job now. Since then, no, I'm rich and I must make clear the nature of the problem that is described in many words of sympathy. I do not. Next, receive a reward.
Jessica - Aug 10, 2009 11:09:01 am PDT #2997 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
To be or not to be, that is the question
reaches equilibrium at:
The problem is
Tom Scola - Aug 10, 2009 11:09:55 am PDT #2998 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
msbelle's tagline:
I cannot do everything, but I can do something everyday.
Becomes:
We can do something someday.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 11:11:49 am PDT #2999 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Know the facts necessary for a single person in possession of the wife of the fortunate.
Polter-Cow - Aug 10, 2009 11:13:17 am PDT #3000 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
My tagline:
Wrapper KANIEUESUTO here, please read the book.
Shir - Aug 10, 2009 11:14:38 am PDT #3001 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I heart Japanesed-English.