Oooh! Look what I found! The evil Communist Russians are back! Red Dawn will work again!

Lenin Statue Kills Belarusian Man

MINSK, Belarus — A massive statue of Soviet founder Vladimir Lenin collapsed on a man who was hanging from it Monday, killing him on the spot, authorities said.

The 21-year-old man was drunk when he climbed onto the five-meter (16-foot)-high plaster monument and hung from its arm, the Emergency Situations ministry said. It then broke into pieces and he was crushed.

The statue in the southeastern Belarus town of Uvarovichi was built in 1939.

"The monument's heavy head tumbled on him," said Nataliya Bolbas, a principal at a school in Uvarovichi facing the monument.

President Alexander Lukashenko is a staunch admirer of the Soviet Union, and the nation still has numerous Soviet-era monuments to the revolutionary leader.

Enjoy the rest of your productive Monday!

wrong like a wrong thing that is wearing a wrong suit driving the wrong way down a one way street in a wrongmobile.

Wrod. Especially since this is one of the dialog exchanges I've always remembered:

"Well, who *is* on our side?"
"Six hundred million screaming Chinamen. "
"Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen."
"There *were*."

Enjoy the rest of your productive Monday!

Ooh!

Soviet founder Vladimir Lenin, 18, a huge statue of a man, he was lying on the hanging death, authorities said.

A quick Google search reveals the bad guys in the new Red Dawn will be the Chinese (and the Russians).

becomes:

Google and Red Dawn, China (Russia) will search for a new villain.

My tagline:

In my case, Medicaid, post offices, department stores, Medicare, health, and the government is run, please consider waiting to help.

Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

becomes:

Loan: snake? Yeah. We? Okay. Well, well, if I may be with some friends? However, we and the snakes, I have decided to fight it? Angels: only. Or the devil. And a giant demon. This is a giant snake demon? Gold loan: Yes, as long as 30 feet, tall man, my garden.

A quote off my blog,

I don’t think there is anything about me your mother would approve of.

reaches equilibrium at:

He swallowed my mother.

OK, last one:

Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

becomes:

I have a job now. Since then, no, I'm rich and I must make clear the nature of the problem that is described in many words of sympathy. I do not. Next, receive a reward.

To be or not to be, that is the question

reaches equilibrium at:

The problem is