Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Oct 21, 2009 9:26:51 am PDT #14634 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

She is my journalistic hero. Snarky, too, but only about stuff/ people that most deserve it(imo, of course)


Theodosia - Oct 21, 2009 9:33:24 am PDT #14635 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Damn -- juliana beat me to the kitty litter suggestion. Mostly because I forgot it by the time I got to the entry box, but still.


Theodosia - Oct 21, 2009 9:35:12 am PDT #14636 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ehrenreich was on The Daily Show last week, for those who want a taste of what she's talking about.


tommyrot - Oct 21, 2009 9:35:36 am PDT #14637 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. Amazing fantasy armor leatherwork

I'm not sure exactly what it means to be "hell bent for leather," but I am sure that this is the outfit you want to be wearing while you're thusly engaged. Prince Armory is (mostly) Samuel Lee, who goes by *Azmal on deviantART. Beautiful craftsmanship.


Jesse - Oct 21, 2009 9:57:54 am PDT #14638 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ehrenreich was on The Daily Show last week, for those who want a taste of what she's talking about.

Yeah, that was a great antidote to the wrongheaded keynote speaker I saw last week who started going down the road of people making themselves sick -- which makes me INSANE. She told a story of a woman who stopped doing art, became a successful executive, but got fibroids. Yeah, I'm pretty sure not dancing isn't what causes fibroids.


brenda m - Oct 21, 2009 10:01:06 am PDT #14639 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I can't even keep my cool around people who spout that shit anymore.


shrift - Oct 21, 2009 10:05:42 am PDT #14640 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

She told a story of a woman who stopped doing art, became a successful executive, but got fibroids.

I just did a full on, Craig Ferguson style "Whaaaaaat?" at my desk, yo.


tommyrot - Oct 21, 2009 10:14:49 am PDT #14641 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the Everything is Terrible blog: Internet For Kidz!

Very cringe-worthy....


Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:22:01 am PDT #14642 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Professional etiquette question - I'm writing an email to Potential New Overlords with a list of questions/demands about the benefits package.

Now, if this were a job I'd applied for independently, I would obviously be using my personal email account to communicate. But this is a merger/aquisition, so the only way this guy knows me is as Employee Of Current Company. Should I still use my personal email and just sign it "Jess from That Company You're Buying" or should I just go ahead and use my work account?


Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:23:00 am PDT #14643 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jess, when I went through that a couple of years ago, I used work email. They know you're going to have questions because of all the changes.