From the Everything is Terrible blog: Internet For Kidz!
Very cringe-worthy....
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
'The Message'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 21, 2009 10:14:49 am PDT #14641 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:22:01 am PDT #14642 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Professional etiquette question - I'm writing an email to Potential New Overlords with a list of questions/demands about the benefits package.
Now, if this were a job I'd applied for independently, I would obviously be using my personal email account to communicate. But this is a merger/aquisition, so the only way this guy knows me is as Employee Of Current Company. Should I still use my personal email and just sign it "Jess from That Company You're Buying" or should I just go ahead and use my work account?
Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:23:00 am PDT #14643 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jess, when I went through that a couple of years ago, I used work email. They know you're going to have questions because of all the changes.
Barb - Oct 21, 2009 10:23:50 am PDT #14644 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
I think you should use your professional account, Jess. It has to do with the merger/acquisition and you're asking legit questions about something that has to do with the eventual outcome.
Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:24:46 am PDT #14645 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thanks guys.
Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:25:46 am PDT #14646 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You are most welcome! Do you have anything else that needs solving today? I am solving girl today along with my partner Barb!
Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:26:40 am PDT #14647 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Could you also get them to double my salary so I can afford a nanny? I don't think I'm logistically equipped for 2 kids in 2 separate daycares...
Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:27:12 am PDT #14648 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'ma let Barb handle this one.
Connie Neil - Oct 21, 2009 10:33:46 am PDT #14649 of 30001
brillig
I want a pony!
Gudanov - Oct 21, 2009 10:34:44 am PDT #14650 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I want two extra hours in every day.