We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Oct 21, 2009 10:01:06 am PDT #14639 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I can't even keep my cool around people who spout that shit anymore.


shrift - Oct 21, 2009 10:05:42 am PDT #14640 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

She told a story of a woman who stopped doing art, became a successful executive, but got fibroids.

I just did a full on, Craig Ferguson style "Whaaaaaat?" at my desk, yo.


tommyrot - Oct 21, 2009 10:14:49 am PDT #14641 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the Everything is Terrible blog: Internet For Kidz!

Very cringe-worthy....


Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:22:01 am PDT #14642 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Professional etiquette question - I'm writing an email to Potential New Overlords with a list of questions/demands about the benefits package.

Now, if this were a job I'd applied for independently, I would obviously be using my personal email account to communicate. But this is a merger/aquisition, so the only way this guy knows me is as Employee Of Current Company. Should I still use my personal email and just sign it "Jess from That Company You're Buying" or should I just go ahead and use my work account?


Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:23:00 am PDT #14643 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jess, when I went through that a couple of years ago, I used work email. They know you're going to have questions because of all the changes.


Barb - Oct 21, 2009 10:23:50 am PDT #14644 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

I think you should use your professional account, Jess. It has to do with the merger/acquisition and you're asking legit questions about something that has to do with the eventual outcome.


Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:24:46 am PDT #14645 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks guys.


Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:25:46 am PDT #14646 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You are most welcome! Do you have anything else that needs solving today? I am solving girl today along with my partner Barb!


Jessica - Oct 21, 2009 10:26:40 am PDT #14647 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Could you also get them to double my salary so I can afford a nanny? I don't think I'm logistically equipped for 2 kids in 2 separate daycares...


Aims - Oct 21, 2009 10:27:12 am PDT #14648 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'ma let Barb handle this one.