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billytea - Oct 19, 2009 5:27:56 pm PDT #14469 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Big!Boss is on the warpath -- I mean SERIOUSLY -- because 1 word was misspelled in our guidelines for authors. Out of 2,000 pages/year of articles with words like "abciximab" and "fluoroquinolones" (all of which are spelled correctly), he loses his SHIT over ONE WORD.

I found myself hoping someone had misspelt "assisting" as "assfisting".

tommyrot - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:15 pm PDT #14470 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would assfisting make you lose your shit?

Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:17 pm PDT #14471 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ha! these things are funny right after each other.

I got the regular flu shot today. The doctor's office has no idea when they will get the swine flu vaccine.

They won't let you fax it to them Jesse?

Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:31:20 pm PDT #14472 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Would assfisting make you lose your shit?

not if you do an enema first. Or so my boys say.

yes, there was a drunken conversation in a gay bar that is the stuff of nightmares for me.

§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 5:42:44 pm PDT #14473 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.

tommy, I'm glad you have a happy cat to go home to.

The ER nurse that tended me yesterday had a cold and now I have a runny nose. Sense tells me it's too soon, but why does my throat hurt?

Ginger - Oct 19, 2009 5:49:01 pm PDT #14474 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Tommy, you've just got to stop crossing the street.

Burrell - Oct 19, 2009 7:21:25 pm PDT #14475 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How scary, tommyrot. I'm glad you're OK but WTF was up with that driver?

I need to call my ped's office about swine flu vaccine. I keep waiting to hear from them, because that's usually how they roll.

DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:03:54 pm PDT #14476 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.

We have been educated by informed sources that they are best used to secure the head. Hook in ass being linked to head restraint. Like, say a bridle, or just a bit, or maybe a pony tail.

§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:20:57 pm PDT #14477 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So it's best if you lose your shit beforehand for a better grip. It doesn't clamp, does it?

DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:34:45 pm PDT #14478 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm not personally familiar with the dynamics but I presume that the angle of the hook is sufficient to keep it anchored once there's tension on it. So, no, not a clamping feature.

I would guess part of the function is that once anchored it will be moving around subtly inside to provide some interesting sensations.

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