Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.
tommy, I'm glad you have a happy cat to go home to.
The ER nurse that tended me yesterday had a cold and now I have a runny nose. Sense tells me it's too soon, but why does my throat hurt?
Tommy, you've just got to stop crossing the street.
How scary, tommyrot. I'm glad you're OK but WTF was up with that driver?
I need to call my ped's office about swine flu vaccine. I keep waiting to hear from them, because that's usually how they roll.
Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.
We have been educated by informed sources that they are best used
to secure the head. Hook in ass being linked to head restraint. Like, say a bridle, or just a bit, or maybe a pony tail.
So it's best if you lose your shit beforehand for a better grip. It doesn't clamp, does it?
Well, I'm not personally familiar with the dynamics but I presume that the angle of the hook is sufficient to keep it anchored once there's tension on it. So, no, not a clamping feature.
I would guess part of the function is that once anchored it will be moving around subtly inside to provide some interesting sensations.
Once you've hooked your ass to your head, you've lost all claim to the word "subtle".
It is best if you lose your shit beforehand. Otherwise you end up with SANTORUM.
Jackhammers @ 6:45 am. SRSLY BMORE?!?!!!
sarameg, I could send Noah and Grandma and you'd have jackhammers AND harmonicas. Cacophony in the morning is such a good time.