Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Oct 19, 2009 7:21:25 pm PDT #14475 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How scary, tommyrot. I'm glad you're OK but WTF was up with that driver?

I need to call my ped's office about swine flu vaccine. I keep waiting to hear from them, because that's usually how they roll.


DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:03:54 pm PDT #14476 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.

We have been educated by informed sources that they are best used to secure the head. Hook in ass being linked to head restraint. Like, say a bridle, or just a bit, or maybe a pony tail.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:20:57 pm PDT #14477 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So it's best if you lose your shit beforehand for a better grip. It doesn't clamp, does it?


DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:34:45 pm PDT #14478 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm not personally familiar with the dynamics but I presume that the angle of the hook is sufficient to keep it anchored once there's tension on it. So, no, not a clamping feature.

I would guess part of the function is that once anchored it will be moving around subtly inside to provide some interesting sensations.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:43:26 pm PDT #14479 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Once you've hooked your ass to your head, you've lost all claim to the word "subtle".


meara - Oct 19, 2009 8:52:08 pm PDT #14480 of 30001

It is best if you lose your shit beforehand. Otherwise you end up with SANTORUM.


sarameg - Oct 20, 2009 2:49:04 am PDT #14481 of 30001

Jackhammers @ 6:45 am. SRSLY BMORE?!?!!!


Kat - Oct 20, 2009 3:24:46 am PDT #14482 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

sarameg, I could send Noah and Grandma and you'd have jackhammers AND harmonicas. Cacophony in the morning is such a good time.


Kat - Oct 20, 2009 3:26:49 am PDT #14483 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Joss to direct an episode of Glee: [link]


beth b - Oct 20, 2009 3:33:23 am PDT #14484 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH just left for the airport. He came back inside because, he is not sure if I can get my car out of the drive way . A city tree has dropped a branch on one of our wires -- probably the cable wire. Everything is working, because I had to test it. Meanwhile -- the car has decided to run and skid all over the house , including tables. stuff has flown.

I as so hoping for two more hours of sleep.

sarameg, if they are starting them so early, I hope they are done before you get home.