Would assfisting make you lose your shit?
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:15 pm PDT #14470 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:17 pm PDT #14471 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ha! these things are funny right after each other.
I got the regular flu shot today. The doctor's office has no idea when they will get the swine flu vaccine.
They won't let you fax it to them Jesse?
Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:31:20 pm PDT #14472 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Would assfisting make you lose your shit?
not if you do an enema first. Or so my boys say.
yes, there was a drunken conversation in a gay bar that is the stuff of nightmares for me.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 5:42:44 pm PDT #14473 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.
tommy, I'm glad you have a happy cat to go home to.
The ER nurse that tended me yesterday had a cold and now I have a runny nose. Sense tells me it's too soon, but why does my throat hurt?
Ginger - Oct 19, 2009 5:49:01 pm PDT #14474 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Tommy, you've just got to stop crossing the street.
Burrell - Oct 19, 2009 7:21:25 pm PDT #14475 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
How scary, tommyrot. I'm glad you're OK but WTF was up with that driver?
I need to call my ped's office about swine flu vaccine. I keep waiting to hear from them, because that's usually how they roll.
DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:03:54 pm PDT #14476 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.
We have been educated by informed sources that they are best used to secure the head. Hook in ass being linked to head restraint. Like, say a bridle, or just a bit, or maybe a pony tail.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:20:57 pm PDT #14477 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So it's best if you lose your shit beforehand for a better grip. It doesn't clamp, does it?
DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:34:45 pm PDT #14478 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, I'm not personally familiar with the dynamics but I presume that the angle of the hook is sufficient to keep it anchored once there's tension on it. So, no, not a clamping feature.
I would guess part of the function is that once anchored it will be moving around subtly inside to provide some interesting sensations.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:43:26 pm PDT #14479 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Once you've hooked your ass to your head, you've lost all claim to the word "subtle".