Tommy, you've just got to stop crossing the street.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Oct 19, 2009 5:49:01 pm PDT #14474 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Burrell - Oct 19, 2009 7:21:25 pm PDT #14475 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
How scary, tommyrot. I'm glad you're OK but WTF was up with that driver?
I need to call my ped's office about swine flu vaccine. I keep waiting to hear from them, because that's usually how they roll.
DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:03:54 pm PDT #14476 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.
We have been educated by informed sources that they are best used to secure the head. Hook in ass being linked to head restraint. Like, say a bridle, or just a bit, or maybe a pony tail.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:20:57 pm PDT #14477 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So it's best if you lose your shit beforehand for a better grip. It doesn't clamp, does it?
DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 8:34:45 pm PDT #14478 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, I'm not personally familiar with the dynamics but I presume that the angle of the hook is sufficient to keep it anchored once there's tension on it. So, no, not a clamping feature.
I would guess part of the function is that once anchored it will be moving around subtly inside to provide some interesting sensations.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 8:43:26 pm PDT #14479 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Once you've hooked your ass to your head, you've lost all claim to the word "subtle".
meara - Oct 19, 2009 8:52:08 pm PDT #14480 of 30001
It is best if you lose your shit beforehand. Otherwise you end up with SANTORUM.
sarameg - Oct 20, 2009 2:49:04 am PDT #14481 of 30001
Jackhammers @ 6:45 am. SRSLY BMORE?!?!!!
Kat - Oct 20, 2009 3:24:46 am PDT #14482 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sarameg, I could send Noah and Grandma and you'd have jackhammers AND harmonicas. Cacophony in the morning is such a good time.
Kat - Oct 20, 2009 3:26:49 am PDT #14483 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Joss to direct an episode of Glee: [link]