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DavidS - Oct 19, 2009 5:01:24 pm PDT #14464 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

tommy, I give you leave to key that guy's car with a garden weasel.

I got a new haircut today and it looks somewhere between Jacque Dutronc and Paul Weller.

I, of course, do not look as good as either of these icons but it's not the hair's fault. It's doing it's job.

I made the most kickass mac and cheese tonight. Two boxes of Annie's new blue box (elbow macaroni, with an orangier cheddar to mimic Kraft's but with real cheese). I adultered it quite a bit with Russian yogurt, butter, cheddar and Reggiano. Also I chopped ham up into mine and topped it with minced green onion (which just looks so beautiful! sniff. I love that color scheme).

sarameg - Oct 19, 2009 5:11:59 pm PDT #14465 of 30001

Stupid swine flu. Stupid flu. 1/4 of my mom's school is out any given day.

beth b - Oct 19, 2009 5:13:49 pm PDT #14466 of 30001

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I got the regular flu shot today. The doctor's office has no idea when they will get the swine flu vaccine.

meara - Oct 19, 2009 5:15:38 pm PDT #14467 of 30001

They won't let you fax it to them Jesse?

Jesse - Oct 19, 2009 5:17:09 pm PDT #14468 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They won't let you fax it to them Jesse?

Nope.

billytea - Oct 19, 2009 5:27:56 pm PDT #14469 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Big!Boss is on the warpath -- I mean SERIOUSLY -- because 1 word was misspelled in our guidelines for authors. Out of 2,000 pages/year of articles with words like "abciximab" and "fluoroquinolones" (all of which are spelled correctly), he loses his SHIT over ONE WORD.

I found myself hoping someone had misspelt "assisting" as "assfisting".

tommyrot - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:15 pm PDT #14470 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would assfisting make you lose your shit?

Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:30:17 pm PDT #14471 of 30001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ha! these things are funny right after each other.

I got the regular flu shot today. The doctor's office has no idea when they will get the swine flu vaccine.

They won't let you fax it to them Jesse?

Vortex - Oct 19, 2009 5:31:20 pm PDT #14472 of 30001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Would assfisting make you lose your shit?

not if you do an enema first. Or so my boys say.

yes, there was a drunken conversation in a gay bar that is the stuff of nightmares for me.

§ ita § - Oct 19, 2009 5:42:44 pm PDT #14473 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now is the time to ask about asshooks, right? But I won't. Propriety prevents me.

tommy, I'm glad you have a happy cat to go home to.

The ER nurse that tended me yesterday had a cold and now I have a runny nose. Sense tells me it's too soon, but why does my throat hurt?

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