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I have achieved half of a Bee's Knees, or reasonable approximation thereof. Tasty. Perhaps I should call it Eric.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Jessica - Apr 19, 2013 6:03:34 pm PDT #934 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Strix - Apr 19, 2013 9:14:45 pm PDT #935 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
bon bon:
Kripkat just went crazy meowing until I went with him to the bedroom. Nothing was there. This guy's worse than CNN!
Zenkitty - Apr 23, 2013 5:37:14 am PDT #936 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sophia Brooks in Natter:
I used to pretend I was a secretary, so I really got a lot of "training" because I read all sorts of secretaries' handbooks. I theoretically also know how to use a dictaphone and send telegrams. Unfortunately, I learned to how to be a secretary from the '50's, but I do know my office supplies.
Pix - Apr 27, 2013 1:01:17 pm PDT #937 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
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Trudy Booth - May 02, 2013 12:46:30 pm PDT #938 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I snort-laughed at this.
Ginger: My only claustrophobia involves too many people in a small space. If they did MRIs on several people at one time, I'd be in trouble.
smonster - May 02, 2013 3:43:36 pm PDT #939 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Tech:
Liese S.: Sooo...I feel weird about Yahoo buying Astrid.
le nubian: Right? She was so good on Fringe too.
Frankenbuddha - May 03, 2013 3:12:28 am PDT #940 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt the Bruins Fan in the Buffy Angel thread - this made me laugh and laugh:
Life intruded and kept me from continuing my Angel recaps ages ago when the show was airing, but watching "Origin" on VHS tonight reminded me that I did note down a brief idea for the hypothetical recap that I could share.
WESLEY: We’re more than just our memories.
SHUB-TWIGGURATH: Changes to Fred’s memories changed who she was.
WESLEY: Wait, you’re saying someone tampered with Fred’s mind?
SHUB-TWIGGURATH: A part of her had just been ripped; the pages from her mind were stripped.
WESLEY: My blood runs cold; my memory has just been sold! My—
ANGEL: I’m not sure I like where this conversation is headed.
smonster - May 04, 2013 11:42:42 am PDT #941 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Pondering the oddities of purported aphrodisiacs in Bitches:
erin_obscure: Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.
EpicTangent - May 09, 2013 3:23:18 pm PDT #942 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
In Natter, Sophia Brooks posits that a particular resource would not care to disseminate a bad cite:
You should tell Bartleby's! I am sure they would prefer not to!
WindSparrow - May 09, 2013 8:02:14 pm PDT #943 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, smonster:
Nope, it really can't wait, Maria. I've got donations to sort, auction sheets to type up, a parasol to finish painting, and Guilder to frame for it.