You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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smonster - May 02, 2013 3:43:36 pm PDT #939 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Tech:

Liese S.: Sooo...I feel weird about Yahoo buying Astrid.

le nubian: Right? She was so good on Fringe too.


Frankenbuddha - May 03, 2013 3:12:28 am PDT #940 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Matt the Bruins Fan in the Buffy Angel thread - this made me laugh and laugh:

Life intruded and kept me from continuing my Angel recaps ages ago when the show was airing, but watching "Origin" on VHS tonight reminded me that I did note down a brief idea for the hypothetical recap that I could share.

WESLEY: We’re more than just our memories.

SHUB-TWIGGURATH: Changes to Fred’s memories changed who she was.

WESLEY: Wait, you’re saying someone tampered with Fred’s mind?

SHUB-TWIGGURATH: A part of her had just been ripped; the pages from her mind were stripped.

WESLEY: My blood runs cold; my memory has just been sold! My—

ANGEL: I’m not sure I like where this conversation is headed.


smonster - May 04, 2013 11:42:42 am PDT #941 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pondering the oddities of purported aphrodisiacs in Bitches:

erin_obscure: Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.


EpicTangent - May 09, 2013 3:23:18 pm PDT #942 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

In Natter, Sophia Brooks posits that a particular resource would not care to disseminate a bad cite:

You should tell Bartleby's! I am sure they would prefer not to!


WindSparrow - May 09, 2013 8:02:14 pm PDT #943 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, smonster:

Nope, it really can't wait, Maria. I've got donations to sort, auction sheets to type up, a parasol to finish painting, and Guilder to frame for it.


WindSparrow - May 17, 2013 5:23:38 am PDT #944 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, sj (and G) pitches, flea knocks it out of the park:

sj -

Gronk. H called at 5:30 to ask me to babysit. Luckily she offered to bring G to me....

G just told me that dinosaurs lived in the 1950s.

flea -

Oh, he's met amych's in-laws?


Burrell - May 22, 2013 8:16:48 am PDT #945 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sophia: You know, I feel like Anthony Weiner would have an easier time overcoming tweets of his penis if his name was not a juvenile slang term for penis.

Sophia: You know, I feel like Anthony Weiner would have an easier time overcoming tweets of his penis if his name was not a juvenile slang term for penis.

Jesse: You can say that again!

(Note: I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have laughed so hard at Jesse's line if Sophia hadn't already primed me to act like I'm 12.)


meara - Jun 06, 2013 12:30:57 pm PDT #946 of 1328

>Seriously, Charles

ita !: I swear (uh, for context, they seem to think I'm Charles Maurice de Tallyrand Pergod because they have never heard of email sigs).

Polter-Cow:

they seem to think I'm Charles Maurice de Tallyrand Pergod

You might be; I've never met you.

ita !: To be fair, some people call me Maurice.

Jesse: I call you the gangster of love.

EpicTangent: I've met you once, Space Cowboy is definitely the impression I got.

brenda m: That's Charles Maurice de Tallyrand Pergod ! people, please.


Beverly - Jun 08, 2013 2:07:20 pm PDT #947 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

after the migration, in Natter:

-t - Ah, it is good to be back!

msbelle - happy board, warm board, little ball of code

-t - Soft board, sleepy board, load, load, load.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 11, 2013 9:06:07 am PDT #948 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

in natter, regarding the library in Dana's house:

Dana I did have the same thought about just needing Colonel Mustard and a lead pipe.

Gudanov I think it would also be hard to convince your husband that you need Colonel Mustard and his pipe.