Pondering the oddities of purported aphrodisiacs in Bitches:
erin_obscure: Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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smonster - May 04, 2013 11:42:42 am PDT #941 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
EpicTangent - May 09, 2013 3:23:18 pm PDT #942 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
In Natter, Sophia Brooks posits that a particular resource would not care to disseminate a bad cite:
You should tell Bartleby's! I am sure they would prefer not to!
WindSparrow - May 09, 2013 8:02:14 pm PDT #943 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, smonster:
Nope, it really can't wait, Maria. I've got donations to sort, auction sheets to type up, a parasol to finish painting, and Guilder to frame for it.
WindSparrow - May 17, 2013 5:23:38 am PDT #944 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches, sj (and G) pitches, flea knocks it out of the park:
sj -
Gronk. H called at 5:30 to ask me to babysit. Luckily she offered to bring G to me....
G just told me that dinosaurs lived in the 1950s.
flea -
Oh, he's met amych's in-laws?
Burrell - May 22, 2013 8:16:48 am PDT #945 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Sophia: You know, I feel like Anthony Weiner would have an easier time overcoming tweets of his penis if his name was not a juvenile slang term for penis.
Sophia: You know, I feel like Anthony Weiner would have an easier time overcoming tweets of his penis if his name was not a juvenile slang term for penis.
Jesse: You can say that again!
(Note: I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have laughed so hard at Jesse's line if Sophia hadn't already primed me to act like I'm 12.)
meara - Jun 06, 2013 12:30:57 pm PDT #946 of 1328
>Seriously, Charles
ita !: I swear (uh, for context, they seem to think I'm Charles Maurice de Tallyrand Pergod because they have never heard of email sigs).
Polter-Cow:
they seem to think I'm Charles Maurice de Tallyrand Pergod
You might be; I've never met you.
ita !: To be fair, some people call me Maurice.
Jesse: I call you the gangster of love.
EpicTangent: I've met you once, Space Cowboy is definitely the impression I got.
brenda m: That's Charles Maurice de Tallyrand Pergod ! people, please.
Beverly - Jun 08, 2013 2:07:20 pm PDT #947 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
after the migration, in Natter:
-t - Ah, it is good to be back!
msbelle - happy board, warm board, little ball of code
-t - Soft board, sleepy board, load, load, load.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 11, 2013 9:06:07 am PDT #948 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
in natter, regarding the library in Dana's house:
Dana I did have the same thought about just needing Colonel Mustard and a lead pipe.
Gudanov I think it would also be hard to convince your husband that you need Colonel Mustard and his pipe.
Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2013 11:11:19 am PDT #949 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: My dad actually helped me with stuff around the house yesterday. First time he's been to my place in, like, years.(we live in the same town, I should note.) But it was nice, we thanked him, but he always has to lie at the end. This time it was "You know, next time you need things like this done, you should just call me." Whatever. That is so not true it makes Colin Powell look a little better about the yellowcake thing. The second I ask, you see, I become demanding, and he digs in his heels and whatnot.
Emphasis added to indicate where I snorted so hard I think my insides bled.
Strix - Jun 18, 2013 4:20:14 pm PDT #950 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
IN Natter
-t: I was already planning on having teak for dinner, but now I'm going to try tommyrot's salt 45 minutes before frying technique. I've never put a lot of effort into my steaks - a cheap cut indifferently cooked is still pretty tasty to me.
Scrappy: A hardwood needs a good marinade. A little Murphy's and some Pledge to finish it off.
Connie Neil: Well, when your dinner is made of a hardwood like teak, the salt treatment may not make much difference.
-t: I could have sworn I saw that and fixed it! Maybe I just saw it and skipped the fixing part. Sigh.
Eta: no Pledge for me. Beeswax!