From Movies (was really funny to me, anyway):
Dana
I haven't watched the trailer, but how are his arms?
Polter-Cow
He has them both.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kalshane - Sep 04, 2012 3:46:45 pm PDT #882 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Jesse - Sep 04, 2012 3:57:17 pm PDT #883 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
From Natter, after I said that Ed Markey is my new congressman:
flea: Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.
EpicTangent - Sep 07, 2012 9:38:48 am PDT #884 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
bt: I regret to inform you all that humanity has lost the mandate of Heaven, and from now on, God has instead chosen to bestow his favour upon the mantis people.
cass: Well, sure. They pray.
meara - Sep 11, 2012 8:55:10 am PDT #885 of 1328
Zenkitty: ita !, trying to figure how the age of the universe makes you a racist.
Jessica: Me too. I feel like there's a dark energy joke hiding in there somewhere.
WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2012 7:39:10 am PDT #886 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
Javachik Psssssst, Ginger, have you checked your side porch today?
Ginger Yes, I have. I suspect you're responsible for the giant box.
Javachik I sent you an alien!! Beware!!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2012 7:56:46 am PDT #887 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot speaks the truth in Natter:
If we're gonna elect an animal for President, what this country really needs right now is a calming manatee.
smonster - Sep 14, 2012 9:27:54 am PDT #888 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
More on electable animals in Natter:
Gudanov: If the GOP ran an actual elephant it would win Kansas.
Frankenbuddha: Even if it was born in Africa?
Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2012 10:22:58 am PDT #889 of 1328
brillig
in Bitches
Ginger: I'm now radioactive.
smonster: You glow, girl.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2012 5:56:59 pm PDT #890 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Not comm-ing anything here, but that repost just gave me the best - and most needed - laugh of the week.
Steph L. - Sep 18, 2012 6:12:54 am PDT #891 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
erika: But apparently, I'm now a tapeworm. (Bet my typos are very forgivable, now)