In Bitches.
Javachik Psssssst, Ginger, have you checked your side porch today?
Ginger Yes, I have. I suspect you're responsible for the giant box.
Javachik I sent you an alien!! Beware!!
Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2012 7:39:10 am PDT #886 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2012 7:56:46 am PDT #887 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot speaks the truth in Natter:
If we're gonna elect an animal for President, what this country really needs right now is a calming manatee.
smonster - Sep 14, 2012 9:27:54 am PDT #888 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
More on electable animals in Natter:
Gudanov: If the GOP ran an actual elephant it would win Kansas.
Frankenbuddha: Even if it was born in Africa?
Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2012 10:22:58 am PDT #889 of 1328
brillig
in Bitches
Ginger: I'm now radioactive.
smonster: You glow, girl.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2012 5:56:59 pm PDT #890 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Not comm-ing anything here, but that repost just gave me the best - and most needed - laugh of the week.
Steph L. - Sep 18, 2012 6:12:54 am PDT #891 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
erika: But apparently, I'm now a tapeworm. (Bet my typos are very forgivable, now)
Steph L. - Sep 18, 2012 3:35:59 pm PDT #892 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
More Natter --
Connie: Romney is in Utah for the next few days to hold a few more thousands-of-dollars-a-plate events. When he needs money he comes to Utah. And they fork it over.
erikaj: Sometimes I think they are the world's palest gang.
Consuela - Sep 28, 2012 11:54:01 am PDT #893 of 1328
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
ita ! in Boxed Set:
TV physics clearly indicates that planes are propelled through the air by constant conversion of fuel to thrust, and if that stops, they plummet like a stone. Also, if pilots stop paying attention (like, lose consciousness), this also causes gravity to trump everything and suck the planes directly and immediately downwards, with a spiral at best, but more typically lead weight plummeting from great height behaviour.
Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2012 10:14:27 am PDT #894 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Natter:
Jesse: I still don't care about baseball.
DavidS: Well, you better learn to fake it if you're dating in Boston.
Gudanov: And you should pretend to care about baseball too.
Burrell - Oct 07, 2012 12:33:36 pm PDT #895 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
amych: We could probably come up with a whole thread of egg-separating tricks, but I'm not proposing it because a) bureaucracy and b) clearly, CLEARLY, belongs in Minearverse.