Xander ,'Empty Places'
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billytea in Natter (I can't believe no one else grabbed this):
I would just like to say at this point that if the fact that the match between the number of ridges on the outer surface of a banana and the number of joints in our fingers is evidence of intelligent design, then pineapples are evidence of a cruel and vengeful god.
From Movies (was really funny to me, anyway):
Dana
I haven't watched the trailer, but how are his arms?
Polter-Cow
He has them both.
From Natter, after I said that Ed Markey is my new congressman:
flea: Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.
bt: I regret to inform you all that humanity has lost the mandate of Heaven, and from now on, God has instead chosen to bestow his favour upon the mantis people.
cass: Well, sure. They pray.
Zenkitty: ita !, trying to figure how the age of the universe makes you a racist.
Jessica: Me too. I feel like there's a dark energy joke hiding in there somewhere.
In Bitches.
Javachik Psssssst, Ginger, have you checked your side porch today?
Ginger Yes, I have. I suspect you're responsible for the giant box.
Javachik I sent you an alien!! Beware!!
tommyrot speaks the truth in Natter:
If we're gonna elect an animal for President, what this country really needs right now is a calming manatee.
More on electable animals in Natter:
Gudanov: If the GOP ran an actual elephant it would win Kansas.
Frankenbuddha: Even if it was born in Africa?
in Bitches
Ginger: I'm now radioactive.
smonster: You glow, girl.
Not comm-ing anything here, but that repost just gave me the best - and most needed - laugh of the week.