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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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billytea - Aug 29, 2012 11:21:49 am PDT #879 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The howling, the wailing, the terrible hungry gaze... oh, wait, no, that's just the cat.

Maybe it's an Abyssinian.

Jessica - Aug 30, 2012 2:41:11 am PDT #880 of 1328

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Seriously, nobody else got to this yet???

Erika in Natter:

Zombies! Hyena people! Jan Brewer!

Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2012 9:11:35 am PDT #881 of 1328

brillig

billytea in Natter (I can't believe no one else grabbed this):

I would just like to say at this point that if the fact that the match between the number of ridges on the outer surface of a banana and the number of joints in our fingers is evidence of intelligent design, then pineapples are evidence of a cruel and vengeful god.

Kalshane - Sep 04, 2012 3:46:45 pm PDT #882 of 1328

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

From Movies (was really funny to me, anyway):

Dana

I haven't watched the trailer, but how are his arms?

Polter-Cow

He has them both.

Jesse - Sep 04, 2012 3:57:17 pm PDT #883 of 1328

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

From Natter, after I said that Ed Markey is my new congressman:

flea: Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.

EpicTangent - Sep 07, 2012 9:38:48 am PDT #884 of 1328

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

bt: I regret to inform you all that humanity has lost the mandate of Heaven, and from now on, God has instead chosen to bestow his favour upon the mantis people.

cass: Well, sure. They pray.

meara - Sep 11, 2012 8:55:10 am PDT #885 of 1328

Zenkitty: ita !, trying to figure how the age of the universe makes you a racist.

Jessica: Me too. I feel like there's a dark energy joke hiding in there somewhere.

WindSparrow - Sep 14, 2012 7:39:10 am PDT #886 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches.

Javachik Psssssst, Ginger, have you checked your side porch today?

Ginger Yes, I have. I suspect you're responsible for the giant box.

Javachik I sent you an alien!! Beware!!

Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2012 7:56:46 am PDT #887 of 1328

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

tommyrot speaks the truth in Natter:

If we're gonna elect an animal for President, what this country really needs right now is a calming manatee.

smonster - Sep 14, 2012 9:27:54 am PDT #888 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.