In Bitches.
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Speaking of machete, apparently my sister is not buying me one in Belize. I have told her this clearly indicates a lack of love.
No reply to email.
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Aug 16, 2012 6:59:02 pm PDT #875 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
smonster - Aug 18, 2012 6:01:42 am PDT #876 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Connie Neil speaks truth in Bitches:
Buffista Therapy Room: come in with the pieces of your psyche in your hand, leave with them glued together in new, unexpected, but surprisingly pleasing configurations.
edit: Possibly with added pinwheels and sparklers for effect.
Beverly - Aug 22, 2012 11:14:35 pm PDT #877 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Natter:
Ginger - I'm writing a piece about an organization run by a Nancy Yancey
aurelia - Nancy Ann C. Yancey? If she waltzes at a formal ball she's fancy, dancey Nancy Ann C. Yancey! A friend and I came up with dozens of these one summer. I can't even begin to remember them all. They're more fun spoken out loud.
Scrappy - If she does it in a horse costume, she could be fancy dancy prancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy.
billytea - Dancing with her partner (in their own horse costume), she could be fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy.
Polter-Cow - If her first two plans fail, we will move on to fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy's Plan C.
billytea - Because "No, wait, this time it'll work!" is just what you want to hear from someone dancing around in a horse costume.
smonster - Aug 29, 2012 4:51:13 am PDT #878 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Zen, in Bitches, on the Abyss:
The howling, the wailing, the terrible hungry gaze... oh, wait, no, that's just the cat.
billytea - Aug 29, 2012 11:21:49 am PDT #879 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The howling, the wailing, the terrible hungry gaze... oh, wait, no, that's just the cat.
Maybe it's an Abyssinian.
Jessica - Aug 30, 2012 2:41:11 am PDT #880 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Seriously, nobody else got to this yet???
Erika in Natter:
Zombies! Hyena people! Jan Brewer!
Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2012 9:11:35 am PDT #881 of 1328
brillig
billytea in Natter (I can't believe no one else grabbed this):
I would just like to say at this point that if the fact that the match between the number of ridges on the outer surface of a banana and the number of joints in our fingers is evidence of intelligent design, then pineapples are evidence of a cruel and vengeful god.
Kalshane - Sep 04, 2012 3:46:45 pm PDT #882 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
From Movies (was really funny to me, anyway):
Dana
I haven't watched the trailer, but how are his arms?
Polter-Cow
He has them both.
Jesse - Sep 04, 2012 3:57:17 pm PDT #883 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
From Natter, after I said that Ed Markey is my new congressman:
flea: Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.
EpicTangent - Sep 07, 2012 9:38:48 am PDT #884 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
bt: I regret to inform you all that humanity has lost the mandate of Heaven, and from now on, God has instead chosen to bestow his favour upon the mantis people.
cass: Well, sure. They pray.