After a conversation of what we and our children call grandparents in Natter:
Aims:
Emeline calls my mom Grammie.
Lately, I have been calling my mother bitchface.
Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.
Angel ,'Not Fade Away'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Pix - Jun 16, 2009 2:43:59 pm PDT #86 of 1329
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Laga - Jun 16, 2009 8:52:30 pm PDT #87 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
In f2f (I choked on my cranberry juice)...
Vortex: Okay, as an established buffista booze hound, I am fine with reducing the bar tab. I'm at the F2F to be with my peeps, I can get drunk at home ;)
Trudy Booth: Remember how the liquor turned out to be really cheap in Wisconsin so we had to burn off the tab with premium shots and then finish up at the bar?
Yeah, that was cool.
Vortex: yeah, that was kind of awesome.
smonster - Jun 17, 2009 4:27:26 am PDT #88 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches, billytea goes on a tangent:
Vortex: Hivemind: best way to clean a corset with steel boning? one side is irridescent satin, one side is cordouroy. it's reversible...
billytea: Apropos of nothing, Steele Boning would be an excellent porn name. (And, by coincidence, he too could potentially be reversible.)
Cass: In this economy, I'd think you'd want to go as many ways as possible.
billytea: You're not suggesting he go the other way, are you?
Cass: And risk getting pregnant?!
billytea: Steele Boning does not wait nine months for a baby. Steele Boning expels the baby with EXPLOSIVE FORCE!!
Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2009 11:07:25 am PDT #89 of 1329
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
On the distinction between lie and lay in Bitches:
Sparky1: My mother's voice in my head screams: "Hens lay!"
smonster: My sistah! Wait... my... sister?
DCJensen - Jun 18, 2009 7:34:48 pm PDT #90 of 1329
All is well that ends in pizza.
From the F2F thread:
Jilli VoiceOfReason:
I HAVE FAY IN MY HOUSE. YOU MAY ALL START BEING VERY JEALOUS NOW.
WindSparrow - Jun 18, 2009 8:02:45 pm PDT #91 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In F2F:
Jilli, VoiceOfReason:
I just got to see Fay and Pete have a slappy-hands fight in the middle of my living room. This is going to be the best weekend ever.
Kathy A - Jun 18, 2009 8:52:33 pm PDT #92 of 1329
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Trudy Booth in F2F (in response to Matilda's pouting accusation of JZ):
Look, our more enlightened world is fresh out of bad guys with which to menace our children into obedience. We can't threaten to sell them to Gypsies or Indians. Nobody is going to make matzoh from them. The Commies are just about gone. Even the Big Bad Wolf is a symbol of the majesty and wildness of the West and the unleashed power of half a million Wicca. Oh, and FORGET scaring them with witches, half their friends are witches. Even the Boogie-man Americans have cultural outreach now.
We're left with a world where children are forced to silently mouth "Polar Bear" at their parents until they're old enough to call them motherfuckers.
Theresa - Jun 20, 2009 12:34:30 pm PDT #93 of 1329
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
In Supernatural:
mellenbal : How cool would that be for them to acknowledge Dean's obsession with the magic fingers in a season 5 ep?
Morgana : But they've already pretty firmly established that, right?
sumi: I think so. It's not like we made it up.
Calli - Jun 21, 2009 2:48:05 pm PDT #94 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
For omnis_audis (and 'cause it's well worth comming):
WindSparrow: Just how drunk did you get last night, sj?
sj: Heh. I had not one drop of alcohol because of my tummy. I can fuck up a post on gronk alone.
Laga - Jun 22, 2009 9:56:42 pm PDT #95 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
this Natter made me giggle:
Steph L. - When we were going door-to-door in our neighborhood passing out energy-efficient lightbulbs for people's front porches (part of the community council's outreach program), on one house's front steps we found the head of a rat. No body. Just a head.
Like it was left there as a warning to the other rats, or something.
Trudy Booth - Was it on a tiny little pike?
Steph L. - That would have been perfect. Sadly, no -- it was just sort of lying there, all Godfather-horse-head-like.