In Supernatural:

mellenbal : How cool would that be for them to acknowledge Dean's obsession with the magic fingers in a season 5 ep?

Morgana : But they've already pretty firmly established that, right?

sumi: I think so. It's not like we made it up.

For omnis_audis (and 'cause it's well worth comming):

WindSparrow: Just how drunk did you get last night, sj?

sj: Heh. I had not one drop of alcohol because of my tummy. I can fuck up a post on gronk alone.

this Natter made me giggle:

Steph L. - When we were going door-to-door in our neighborhood passing out energy-efficient lightbulbs for people's front porches (part of the community council's outreach program), on one house's front steps we found the head of a rat. No body. Just a head.

Like it was left there as a warning to the other rats, or something.

Trudy Booth - Was it on a tiny little pike?

Steph L. - That would have been perfect. Sadly, no -- it was just sort of lying there, all Godfather-horse-head-like.

From Natter, WRT SC Gov. Mark Sanford going AWOL over Father's Day weekend. Hiking the Appalachian Trail, apparently...

Theodosia:

What angers me is that he didn't notify his office or the Lt. Gov that he'd be gone -- that's his duty, because what if there was any of dozens of kinds of state emergencies that needed doing while he was gone? Granted, no governor has to worry about nuclear launch codes....

Gudanov:

This won't help him get the nomination in 2012. Also, he has kids and his wife is fine with him just disappearing without telling her and over Father's Day? WTF? If I did that the locks would be changed by the time I got back.

Trudy Booth:

My guess is "something is very very wrong".

tommyrot:

Or else he just decided he needed some quality time with his giant invisible rabbit friend.

Or both.

ETA

msbelle:

My guesses in no particular order

- bender - breakdown - rehab

Kathy A:

See, I'm much more cynical than that--my mind went immediately to "weekender with current boy and/or girlfriend."

Gudanov:

Hang on there, this is a Republican who espouses family values. You're not going to see someone like that involved in some seedy sexual activity.

F2F quotage, get it right here!!!!

"POLAR BEAR!" - Matilda

"Gordian knot of MEN!" - SA

"My daughter: already a carnie." - JZ

"I'm a happy sandwich filling!" - PixKristin

"When are you going down?" - Cass to Peeves

"I wasn't mocking - I was celebrating!" - Laga

"I can be sad. I can be fucking sad." - A very insistent Fay

"You weren't a science experiment. You were a sociology experiment." - Father of Reason

"A Boner Day?" - ??

"Huh huh. He said 'hung'." - ??

"If someone's going to pay me $50 to shove my tongue down someone's throat, why wouldn't I do it?" - Vortex

"I think you're the nicest bunch of Tim Burton refugees I've met in a long time!" - Father of Reason

"I'm just going to hide my head here and pet your wife." - Cass

"She wants to peg you." - meara to Pete re: SA

"You are literally about to stick her drink up your kilt." - NoiseDesign to PixKristin

"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." - a discussion re: The Empress' ladybits

"Sean is getting naked." - ?? "Oh, Sean... where are your hands??" - Trudy

"Mooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" - Lillian and Matilda, backed up by the Awesome Brunch Chorus of Awesome Singers

"I suspect that even if they weren't naked, it would still be gay." - Frankenbuddha, re: The Gordian Knot of Men

"Now, are you done defiling my computer?" - Scola, re: The Gordian Knot of Men

"As long as he doesn't sit on my face, 'cos then there would be lots of sneezing." - ?? (no context for you!)

"I only see one hand, Sean." - ??

"I taste like potato chips." - Vortex

"Vortex's rack? It conquers worlds." - ??

"Sean, you have to put your shirt back on, because I have to interact with you normally." - PixKristin

"meara! We have to set stuff on fire! But first we must make out!" - SA

"Too much candy, not enough bondage!" - erin_obscure

"Jilli was chewing on Fay." - ?? "No, I was eating candy!" - Jilli

"It's made of evil. Delicious evil!" - Fay (re: Fernet, right?)

"Cats and jams and drills and everything bad!" - Fay

"It only takes one Goth bear, honey!" - Trudy

"Matt will travel for ass." - meara

"CHAOS!" - juliana's war cry

"Sexual dimorphism is what it's all about!" - SailAweigh

"Excuse me, I'm going to go hit on my twin." - juliana, re: smonster

"Scola is a one stop snog shop!" - Pete

"NO WALL! Now we do shots!" - juliana at 3 a.m.

"Your name is Suzy." - SA "How can we tell?" - dcp "Mmmm, there's writhing." - SA, re: meara in a fanfic

"You learn a lot about what you missed by looking at the quote board." - Vortex

"Yes, Kimpton WiFi, thank you, I know. Now give me what I want!!!" - omnis_audis

"I love that one, and that one, and that one.... Oh my god, I love everybody. This must be what it's like to do ecstasy." - Laga

"It's like the Catwoman of Arthurian legend." - -t, on "Merlin"

"If we're hiding it in juliana's room, we're effectively hiding it in juliana." - Peeves, re: booze (I'm assuming)

"Do I have to be Bernie Mac just 'cuz I'm black??" - Vortex

"If you love me, you'll snog all the women." - NoiseDesign

"I can't trust you for anything but ass-grabbing and trouble." - Pete, to ND

"When the Matrix starts to fail, it'll be right here." - Pete "In your PANTS??" - meara

"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." -NoiseDesign, re: Vortex's ladybits

Wasn't that referring to the Empress' ladybits? And it really loses something without the accompanying gestures (a Vanna-like swoop under the breasts, a triangular arrow motion towards the ladyparts and a fart-waving-like swipe at the assular area.)

Oh, right. I fix!!

"Scola is a one stop snog shop!" - ??

That was Pete.

"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." - a discussion re: The Empress' ladybits

BWAH!! Love that my ladybits made something of appearance!!

BWAH!! Love that my ladybits made something of appearance!!

They are never far from our minds.