For omnis_audis (and 'cause it's well worth comming):
WindSparrow: Just how drunk did you get last night, sj?
sj: Heh. I had not one drop of alcohol because of my tummy. I can fuck up a post on gronk alone.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Calli - Jun 21, 2009 2:48:05 pm PDT #94 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Laga - Jun 22, 2009 9:56:42 pm PDT #95 of 1329
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
this Natter made me giggle:
Steph L. - When we were going door-to-door in our neighborhood passing out energy-efficient lightbulbs for people's front porches (part of the community council's outreach program), on one house's front steps we found the head of a rat. No body. Just a head.
Like it was left there as a warning to the other rats, or something.
Trudy Booth - Was it on a tiny little pike?
Steph L. - That would have been perfect. Sadly, no -- it was just sort of lying there, all Godfather-horse-head-like.
Barb - Jun 23, 2009 5:30:44 am PDT #96 of 1329
“Not dead yet!”
From Natter, WRT SC Gov. Mark Sanford going AWOL over Father's Day weekend. Hiking the Appalachian Trail, apparently...
Theodosia:
What angers me is that he didn't notify his office or the Lt. Gov that he'd be gone -- that's his duty, because what if there was any of dozens of kinds of state emergencies that needed doing while he was gone? Granted, no governor has to worry about nuclear launch codes....
Gudanov:
This won't help him get the nomination in 2012. Also, he has kids and his wife is fine with him just disappearing without telling her and over Father's Day? WTF? If I did that the locks would be changed by the time I got back.
Trudy Booth:
My guess is "something is very very wrong".
tommyrot:
Or else he just decided he needed some quality time with his giant invisible rabbit friend.
Or both.
ETA
msbelle:
My guesses in no particular order
- bender - breakdown - rehab
Kathy A:
See, I'm much more cynical than that--my mind went immediately to "weekender with current boy and/or girlfriend."
Gudanov:
Hang on there, this is a Republican who espouses family values. You're not going to see someone like that involved in some seedy sexual activity.
juliana - Jun 23, 2009 9:53:32 am PDT #97 of 1329
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
F2F quotage, get it right here!!!!
"POLAR BEAR!" - Matilda
"Gordian knot of MEN!" - SA
"My daughter: already a carnie." - JZ
"I'm a happy sandwich filling!" - PixKristin
"When are you going down?" - Cass to Peeves
"I wasn't mocking - I was celebrating!" - Laga
"I can be sad. I can be fucking sad." - A very insistent Fay
"You weren't a science experiment. You were a sociology experiment." - Father of Reason
"A Boner Day?" - ??
"Huh huh. He said 'hung'." - ??
"If someone's going to pay me $50 to shove my tongue down someone's throat, why wouldn't I do it?" - Vortex
"I think you're the nicest bunch of Tim Burton refugees I've met in a long time!" - Father of Reason
"I'm just going to hide my head here and pet your wife." - Cass
"She wants to peg you." - meara to Pete re: SA
"You are literally about to stick her drink up your kilt." - NoiseDesign to PixKristin
"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." - a discussion re: The Empress' ladybits
"Sean is getting naked." - ?? "Oh, Sean... where are your hands??" - Trudy
"Mooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" - Lillian and Matilda, backed up by the Awesome Brunch Chorus of Awesome Singers
"I suspect that even if they weren't naked, it would still be gay." - Frankenbuddha, re: The Gordian Knot of Men
"Now, are you done defiling my computer?" - Scola, re: The Gordian Knot of Men
"As long as he doesn't sit on my face, 'cos then there would be lots of sneezing." - ?? (no context for you!)
"I only see one hand, Sean." - ??
"I taste like potato chips." - Vortex
"Vortex's rack? It conquers worlds." - ??
"Sean, you have to put your shirt back on, because I have to interact with you normally." - PixKristin
"meara! We have to set stuff on fire! But first we must make out!" - SA
"Too much candy, not enough bondage!" - erin_obscure
"Jilli was chewing on Fay." - ?? "No, I was eating candy!" - Jilli
"It's made of evil. Delicious evil!" - Fay (re: Fernet, right?)
"Cats and jams and drills and everything bad!" - Fay
"It only takes one Goth bear, honey!" - Trudy
"Matt will travel for ass." - meara
"CHAOS!" - juliana's war cry
"Sexual dimorphism is what it's all about!" - SailAweigh
"Excuse me, I'm going to go hit on my twin." - juliana, re: smonster
"Scola is a one stop snog shop!" - Pete
"NO WALL! Now we do shots!" - juliana at 3 a.m.
"Your name is Suzy." - SA "How can we tell?" - dcp "Mmmm, there's writhing." - SA, re: meara in a fanfic
"You learn a lot about what you missed by looking at the quote board." - Vortex
"Yes, Kimpton WiFi, thank you, I know. Now give me what I want!!!" - omnis_audis
"I love that one, and that one, and that one.... Oh my god, I love everybody. This must be what it's like to do ecstasy." - Laga
"It's like the Catwoman of Arthurian legend." - -t, on "Merlin"
"If we're hiding it in juliana's room, we're effectively hiding it in juliana." - Peeves, re: booze (I'm assuming)
"Do I have to be Bernie Mac just 'cuz I'm black??" - Vortex
"If you love me, you'll snog all the women." - NoiseDesign
"I can't trust you for anything but ass-grabbing and trouble." - Pete, to ND
"When the Matrix starts to fail, it'll be right here." - Pete "In your PANTS??" - meara
Vortex - Jun 23, 2009 9:59:20 am PDT #98 of 1329
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." -NoiseDesign, re: Vortex's ladybits
Wasn't that referring to the Empress' ladybits? And it really loses something without the accompanying gestures (a Vanna-like swoop under the breasts, a triangular arrow motion towards the ladyparts and a fart-waving-like swipe at the assular area.)
juliana - Jun 23, 2009 10:03:02 am PDT #99 of 1329
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Oh, right. I fix!!
Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2009 10:04:57 am PDT #100 of 1329
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Scola is a one stop snog shop!" - ??
That was Pete.
Aims - Jun 23, 2009 10:51:58 am PDT #101 of 1329
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"There's the Fine Zone (boobs), the Delta of Questionability, and the NO FLY Zone." - a discussion re: The Empress' ladybits
BWAH!! Love that my ladybits made something of appearance!!
Vortex - Jun 23, 2009 10:54:59 am PDT #102 of 1329
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
BWAH!! Love that my ladybits made something of appearance!!
They are never far from our minds.
Tom Scola - Jun 23, 2009 10:57:02 am PDT #103 of 1329
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
re: Fernet, right?
Absinthe.