In Bitches,
Typo Boy.
May your cousin's wife recover completely in spite of the socialist hellhole that is France shoving high quality healthcare down her throat.
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Jul 10, 2012 3:59:02 am PDT #862 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Calli - Jul 10, 2012 11:19:40 am PDT #863 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Smonster bringing the Cee Lo in Bitches:
I hear 'em telling me that I just can't wear that
So I'm like, "Fuck you."
These demons talking in my ear, saying I'm too fat
And I'm like "Fuck you."
They say "If you were thinner, you'd be a winner!"
Well, ain't that some shit. (Ain't that some shit)
These demons won't go away, but I won't let them hold sway
So I'm like, "FUCK YOU."
I could go on. And might.
smonster - Jul 14, 2012 6:37:18 pm PDT #864 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nattering.
-t: there's always the possibility that my yard is just a projection of my subconscious.
Zenkitty: My yard is untidy, full of things that don't need to be there, poorly lit, and not very comfortable to hang out in. So, almost certainly a projection of my subconscious.
JenP - Jul 16, 2012 7:36:20 pm PDT #865 of 1328
In Natter:
ita: Do Twilight vampires compel humans?
msbelle: to be bored? to roll their eyes? to wish for better vampires?
Zenkitty: I was compelled to turn off the television.
WindSparrow - Jul 17, 2012 4:49:17 pm PDT #866 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
Zenkitty: People, heed my words of hard-won wisdom: clean your motherhonking dishwashers. For therein lies an evil, hidden under the bottom of the door, hidden behind the rubber corner-guard things that keep water from coming out, hidden in the filter you can't see without sticking your head in the dishwasher like a confused Sylvia Plath. This evil is the decaying remains of the bits of food that got trapped in the crevices and didn't flush away. This evil smells worse than Lazarus on the second day. This evil is getting on your dishes even as the dishwasher cleans them. Gird your loins, take up an old toothbrush, get on your knees, and scrub the crevices of your dishwasher, as I have done this day, and may the spirit of Lovecraft be with you.
erikaj - Jul 18, 2012 4:17:11 pm PDT #867 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
In natter, about Ayla Mary Sue. Didn't she end up teaching the sign language to a deaf boy or man?
I'm fairly certain she also invented Braille and opened the first school for the blind, complete with seeing-eye wolves that she domesticated herself. edited by Matt the Bruins fan
WindSparrow - Jul 19, 2012 6:03:48 am PDT #868 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Fanfiction ita_!
Can I just suggest the porn writers do a quick search for "stok" before they post their story just in case John is stoking any part of Sherlock, or Bella is being stoked by Edward,
Calli
That sounds like a really appalling metaphor. "Stoke me, Sherlock! Stoke me like the furnace that burns the biohazardous materials at Barts!"
-t - Jul 20, 2012 9:41:50 am PDT #869 of 1328
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Do you need context for this? No, you do not. In Natter:
Tom Scola: I used to be a Postmodern Lycanthopist, but I lost all interest after fully deconstructing what it means to be a wolf.
WindSparrow - Jul 22, 2012 5:53:53 pm PDT #870 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Next thread to be called "Hot Cocoa On My iPad", I tell you what.
In Bitches:
brenda
If I know any murderers I'm not aware of it.
ita !
Okay, nobody say anything to brenda, okay?
Typo Boy - Jul 27, 2012 2:23:00 pm PDT #871 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
ita !(talking about Fiona) in Cable Drama
Does she own underwear?
Tom Scola
She probably had to use it to construct a weapon in prison.