ChiKat, in Bitches:
My personal fav is "I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."
Ummmm.......no.
Please note that this is not because I'm against sex toys. In fact, I am very much in favor of them. However:
1) This was an initial email. Not exactly nice to meet you conversation.
2) 6,000??? Really?? That's a serious monetary investment. And, let's do the math. Assume you were to use 3 per day. That's still several YEARS worth of toys.
3) And this is my biggest issue, how many used them before me? Not enough ngah in the world.
This cracked me up. Haven’t we all had a day like this especially around the holidays?
msbelle in Goodbye 2011:
It's all good.
- this message brought to [you] by extra carbs and lorazapan.
Festiveness in Natter, with
Polter-Cow:
Merry Christmas! Wipe your ass with STYLE!
Amy
in Natter (awwww! allergies!)
On the first day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me An echidna in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Three corsets, Two tiara, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Eleven fanfics written, Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Buffistas sent to me Twelve Scola smiles, Eleven fanfics written, Ten kitty pictures, Nine Oxford commas, Eight Doctors who-ing, Seven hobbits drinking, Six slayers slaying, Five F2Fs, Four French kisses, Three corsets, Two tiaras, And an echidna in a pear tree.
Matt the Bruins fan in Natter:
If I start breaking out the steam vacuum to do my floors at 11:15 at night y'all will send an exorcist over to drive Monica Geller's spirit out of my body, right?
